Inaugural balls

[Anonymous]

Wear a coat you’re willing to abandon and never reclaim. It’ll be cold waiting in line to get in. But you’ll be drunk when you leave so it won’t seem as cold waiting for your ride. Smallest crossbody you own and never take it off. Comfy shoes, since you’ll be standing 6 hours. If you can show cleavage or side-boob, do it, no one will remember anything else besides that. Your gown could literally be made of trash, but if you’ve some tit showing, no one would notice.

[Anonymous]

I mean, they're fine but they're always quite disappointing.

[Anonymous]

This sounds dumb. I assume that 99% of the reason for subjecting yourself to this is so that you can brag about how glamorous it is on instagram or some other app.