Eating a black and white cookie |
Grapefruit scented eyedrops |
Taking him back |
I think these are all posts from the same person with a string of bad ideas. Just write a book. |
Wine called Bearded Clam |
Tugging on Superman’s cape. |
Lending family or friends money. |
Buying any vapo rub other than Vicks.
Vicks Vapo Rub-scented perfume. Using Vicks Vapo Rub-treated tissues as toilet paper. Using Vicks Vapo Rub when you run out of KY. Basically anything to do with vapo rubs, Vicks or not. |
Land contracts. |
Buying a Tesla |
Having “One for the road.”
Time-shares in Haiti. Getting directions from someone who says, “You can’t miss it.” Just the tip. |
bong hits for Jesus |
Pulling the mask off of the Lone Ranger |
Drunk dialing your Ex 😬 |
Washing hair with conditioner |