| This isn't even a good troll post. |
| He has the books memorized and isn't a high energy kid. He can't read. Make sure his gross motor skills are on par with other kids his age. |
| My toddlers are like this and it does make you wonder because you don't know if other toddlers are, but books are great and lots of kids know it. |
| It’s amazing what our tots can do when they’re off screens. Mine just finished writing his first novel! |
| My 2 year old just finished Don Quixote. Sounds like your baby may be behind the curve you may wanna schedule a doctor visit. |
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When my son was 2 he literally had us outside for 4-5 hours a day running, kicking balls, throwing balls, etc.
Dyslexic so couldn’t read those books smoothly until 4th grade. Ended up a college athlete at a top university. One, maybe they are a gifted readers. Two, being and athlete is still gonna make college acceptance easier maybe shift gears. |
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We allow our toddler limited screen time, but only for educational purposes like filing our family's tax return.
It's like montessori for future bureaucrats. |
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1224111.page |
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| My kid runs a sports book professionally. Beat that. |
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He memorized the book.
You are nothing special. Everyone will learn to read. Who cares? |
It’s hilarious how many people couldn’t pick up on the fact this was satire of another thread. Even if you didn’t read the original, this one in no way reads like a real post. |
Mine, too. Except she read it in Farsi. |
| I’m a dud! Only read with kid for 20 minutes per day. |
| Yes, your tot is the best reader. As a dud, I'm really envious. But my kids are the best on planes, so there. |