So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?

Anonymous
This isn't even a good troll post.
Anonymous
He has the books memorized and isn't a high energy kid. He can't read. Make sure his gross motor skills are on par with other kids his age.
Anonymous
My toddlers are like this and it does make you wonder because you don't know if other toddlers are, but books are great and lots of kids know it.
Anonymous
It’s amazing what our tots can do when they’re off screens. Mine just finished writing his first novel!
Anonymous
My 2 year old just finished Don Quixote. Sounds like your baby may be behind the curve you may wanna schedule a doctor visit.
Anonymous
When my son was 2 he literally had us outside for 4-5 hours a day running, kicking balls, throwing balls, etc.

Dyslexic so couldn’t read those books smoothly until 4th grade.

Ended up a college athlete at a top university.

One, maybe they are a gifted readers.
Two, being and athlete is still gonna make college acceptance easier maybe shift gears.
Anonymous
We allow our toddler limited screen time, but only for educational purposes like filing our family's tax return.

It's like montessori for future bureaucrats.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I love that half the replies didn’t get OP’s reference


Please explain



https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1224111.page
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:We allow our toddler limited screen time, but only for educational purposes like filing our family's tax return.

It's like montessori for future bureaucrats.


Anonymous
My kid runs a sports book professionally. Beat that.
Anonymous
He memorized the book.
You are nothing special.

Everyone will learn to read.
Who cares?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I love that half the replies didn’t get OP’s reference


It’s hilarious how many people couldn’t pick up on the fact this was satire of another thread. Even if you didn’t read the original, this one in no way reads like a real post.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Aww, what a little trooper! So cute.

Mine just finished Infinite Jest.


Mine, too. Except she read it in Farsi.
Anonymous
I’m a dud! Only read with kid for 20 minutes per day.
Anonymous
Yes, your tot is the best reader. As a dud, I'm really envious. But my kids are the best on planes, so there.
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