The Valley

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Anonymous wrote:Is anyone watching this? I started. Nia’s voice is so annoying but she is so pretty. She has an 18 month old and 7 week old twins! Holy moly. Jax and Brittany are a train wreck. What happened to her boobs???

This show is soooo boring but my DVR keeps taping this show even when I cancel it! So I've hate watched it more than I should!

Brittany got a boob job and now she looks so fat. That outfit that had them pushed up to her chin--they looked so ridiculous if she had some real friends they would tell her its time for them to be removed!!!!

She doesn't have a group of gays to give her honest advice after the homophobia controversy.

https://www.realitytea.com/2024/03/16/brittany-cartwright-problematic-history-explained/

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Jax and Brittany and Kristen and Luke really don’t fit in with the show. It’s an odd mix.

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These people are married with young kids acting like they're 15, drunk 24/7 getting sick from drinking like that. Who still lives like that at that stage of their lives? It's strange. I know people who do but it's so unsettling, bizarre and damaging to the children!

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Love Nia and Danny! They’re the best! Hope they stay but I’d understand why they’d leave after one season (everyone else is so trashy and below their level).

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Anonymous wrote:Yup watched it all. Jesse and Michelle are awful

I actually like them both and I honestly am not entirely sure why.

I kind of like how Jesse dresses and how "pretty" he is (not my type and nothing like my husband, so I don't know!) and I thought it was touching how upset he was about splitting from Michelle.

Michelle is kind of robotic sometimes but I think she's a good friend and I felt for her when she told Jesse she doesn't want to feel like she does and she wishes she could love him.

I'll give them credit for being real at least? I thought they both kind of bared their souls on the show.

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Anonymous wrote:Cannot stand Janet, classic mean girl behavior. Also, regardless of her justifications, I think she really miscalculated in trying to turn the rest of the group against Kristen. Doesn’t even matter if Doute was being a sociopathic pot-stirrer, half the people watching this show were drawn to it because they knew her from VPR! They’re gonna root for her over Janet.

I thought Jason talking about how Janet quit her job only to get a full-time job in gossiping was amazing. I thought he was by far the most stand up person on the entire show and I'm wondering how he can put up with her.

Kristen is such a mess. Always has been.

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Anonymous wrote:Brittany looks nothing like her former beautiful self. It's pretty sad what she did with her boobs and her eyes, like wtf.

Agreed. The flashbacks to when Kentucky muffin first came to LA really highlighted how much she has changed. And I get it, I have kids now, I certainly don't look like I did 20 years ago, but the plastic surgery is just too much. What did she do to her chin and why? Now she talks all weird and it looks worse.

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Anonymous wrote:It's such a sad show to me, like these people are overgrown middle aged teens.

+1 I can't look away, but the lack of growth since we first met Jax and Kristen 15+ years ago is bizarre. Therapists in LA seem to be phoning it in. And the way they all got falling-down drunk on the babymoon trip? Or Janet's posturing for "queen bee" neighborhood mom status? Brittany has a serious drinking problem *and* a husband who holds her in contempt, as much as she tries to play it as one vs. the other. It's all just really sad and it's hard for me to tell how much is real vs. people putting on an act to stay "relevant".

I like Nia & Danny, Jasmine, Janet's husband, and . . . that's it.

Nia and Jasmine are both shockingly beautiful

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Anonymous wrote:Brittany looks nothing like her former beautiful self. It's pretty sad what she did with her boobs and her eyes, like wtf.

Agree - it was shocking when they showed the flashback scene to VPR when Jax introduces her to the crew. She was curvy-fit and naturally pretty. WTF happened? Jax transferred his surgery addiction to her.

Ha, I just said the same thing.

Did anyone else not feel sorry for her when she discussed how she has found her worth now? All I felt was, yeah, we know, you shouldn't have been putting up with this for the last 10 years. Some people were all rah rah go Britney and I was like, meh. Made me feel unkind but I just don't buy the turn around at this point. Like of everything he's done to you, somehow now you've hit a breaking point? Ok I guess. She's obviously better off without him, but I just thought the "new me" was trite.

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Anonymous wrote:Nia and Danny are a bit too normal for this show. Not sure why they are on here....oh, they need the money.

Michelle absolutely loathes and hates Jesse. Good lord, she kept it together the whole season and then just unloaded on him on the last two episodes. I'm guessing he cheated at some point in the past, because she was so clearly done with that marriage.

Janet's husband seems too normal for this show. I don't understand their marriage.

I have no idea why Zach and Jasmine are on the show. They don't even live in The Valley! If they want more diversity on the show, then actually make the effort to include an LGBTQ couple raising kids!

Pretty sure LaLa and Scheana/Brock are setting themselves up to join the show next season. They all recently moved their families to the Valley. It's looking like VPR really is over.

Thankfully the showrunner said there will be no one added for Season 2!

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Anonymous wrote:Cannot stand Janet, classic mean girl behavior. Also, regardless of her justifications, I think she really miscalculated in trying to turn the rest of the group against Kristen. Doesn’t even matter if Doute was being a sociopathic pot-stirrer, half the people watching this show were drawn to it because they knew her from VPR! They’re gonna root for her over Janet.

I thought Jason talking about how Janet quit her job only to get a full-time job in gossiping was amazing. I thought he was by far the most stand up person on the entire show and I'm wondering how he can put up with her.

Kristen is such a mess. Always has been.

This. I’m curious to see if he films much next year. Reality TV is not the best place for a corporate lawyer to be. Especially his behavior trying to fight Zack in the finale.

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Anonymous wrote:Yup watched it all. Jesse and Michelle are awful

I actually like them both and I honestly am not entirely sure why.

I kind of like how Jesse dresses and how "pretty" he is (not my type and nothing like my husband, so I don't know!) and I thought it was touching how upset he was about splitting from Michelle.

Michelle is kind of robotic sometimes but I think she's a good friend and I felt for her when she told Jesse she doesn't want to feel like she does and she wishes she could love him.

I'll give them credit for being real at least? I thought they both kind of bared their souls on the show.

Really? I feel Michelle actually enjoys that Jesse is upset.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yup watched it all. Jesse and Michelle are awful

I actually like them both and I honestly am not entirely sure why.

I kind of like how Jesse dresses and how "pretty" he is (not my type and nothing like my husband, so I don't know!) and I thought it was touching how upset he was about splitting from Michelle.

Michelle is kind of robotic sometimes but I think she's a good friend and I felt for her when she told Jesse she doesn't want to feel like she does and she wishes she could love him.

I'll give them credit for being real at least? I thought they both kind of bared their souls on the show.

Really? I feel Michelle actually enjoys that Jesse is upset.

Yes, she was giving off some pretty sadistic vibes by the end. She absolutely despises him.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yup watched it all. Jesse and Michelle are awful

I actually like them both and I honestly am not entirely sure why.

I kind of like how Jesse dresses and how "pretty" he is (not my type and nothing like my husband, so I don't know!) and I thought it was touching how upset he was about splitting from Michelle.

Michelle is kind of robotic sometimes but I think she's a good friend and I felt for her when she told Jesse she doesn't want to feel like she does and she wishes she could love him.

I'll give them credit for being real at least? I thought they both kind of bared their souls on the show.

Really? I feel Michelle actually enjoys that Jesse is upset.

I don't disagree with you, I just thought she meant it when she said she didn't want to feel like that. It may be for the benefit of her daughter, but I'm sure most people don't want their marriages to fall apart and to fall out of love. So I think she was sad that this is what it came to, not upset that she was hurting him. I wasn't very clear.

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Just got to the episode where Jax takes Brittany on an overnight date and they argue over having another child. I have to say, Jax is completely right to have concerns about having another child right now. He is worried about bringing in another child to this world when Cruz needs to be their focus right now. Cruz seems autistic to me. It was very apparent when watching his actions when Jason and Janet babysat him. Jax and Brittany need to focus on Cruz now.

I wonder if that’s why they are separated - because Jax doesn’t want another child and Brittany does and he’s going against their agreement.