HA! I bet your husband does anything to avoid you- join the military, get tossed in jail, volunteer for medical experiments- anything |
You know, PP, you don’t have to sit there responding to your own posts. You can actually stand up and go do something else, can’t you? Or are you bedridden? |
I am bedridden. You are single and will remain so |
Bedridden with psychosis. Your poor wife. She has her work cut out for her. |
| Just stay home and watch your kids. |
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OP you are funny, thanks for making my boring day a little more bearable.
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Oh c’mon, it was funny. |
| I think this post is AI. |
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Wow, OP. Three posts in row?
And multiple personalities? |
No, it’s OCD. AI is less 🤪. |
Thank you. I was just trying to be a little less of a downer and just bring up a habit my wife has. If I made fun of her about it to her face, she would just laugh and make fun of me for something: my impossible good looks, my scintillating wit, my prowess in the marital arts, by vast knowledge of all subjects....or maybe my humility! |
| Have you watched the Holderness family videos on this affliction? Husbands become friends in the parking lot while the wives shop in Target. Hilarious |
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I like your sense of humor, OP! Don't go with her. When you see her car turn into target, text her you'll be meeting with your friends instead. |
No! Great idea though |
| I love target and thought this was funny! |