Uber eats driver just left a huge bag of edibles in my order

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You sound like an insane person. Are you 12 and just went to a DARE assembly in your 7th grade class?

Anonymous wrote:I would be afraid someone is going to come back for them and be mad that OP threw them out. I can also see her concern with having something that looks like candy or cookies around a toddler.

If only there were some place to put them other than in a candy dish on the living room floor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Drop them off at a police station.

99.9% chance the police aren't interested in this situation.

[Anonymous]

I would call the police and let them take it.

[Anonymous]

I myself call the police to take away a gift of wine when I don't want it.

[Anonymous]

This would upset me too! This could actually kill someone in the wrong hands!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I myself call the police to take away a gift of wine when I don't want it.

Oh please. You know exactly what’s in a sealed bottle of wine. A random persons bag of edibles? Who knows what’s really in it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I myself call the police to take away a gift of wine when I don't want it.

Oh please. You know exactly what’s in a sealed bottle of wine. A random persons bag of edibles? Who knows what’s really in it.

Where did the trash can hurt you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I myself call the police to take away a gift of wine when I don't want it.

Oh please. You know exactly what’s in a sealed bottle of wine. A random persons bag of edibles? Who knows what’s really in it.

Where did the trash can hurt you?

Edibles have been found in some areas to contain heroin and fentanyl. Who wants to be exposed to that?

[Anonymous]

Yes, you really have to call the cops, then. Maybe they will have to send the bomb squad.

Tell us how it goes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes, you really have to call the cops, then. Maybe they will have to send the bomb squad.

Tell us how it goes.

What’s your address. Happy to drop them off.

[Anonymous]

Well, when my kid was young I learned that Pizza Hut delivery guy would pick up cigarettes and deliver them to teenagers with their order, and a lot of weed got sold through the drive thru window at Taco Johns. Sounds like he mixed up an order. So throw them away if you don't want them. Worst case you'll have a bunch of buzzed out rats or raccoons before trash pickup.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I myself call the police to take away a gift of wine when I don't want it.

What??? do they actually come?? I find that hard to believe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I myself call the police to take away a gift of wine when I don't want it.

What??? do they actually come?? I find that hard to believe.

Oh dear.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yes, you really have to call the cops, then. Maybe they will have to send the bomb squad.

Tell us how it goes.

What’s your address. Happy to drop them off.

Hey, I don't use marijuana myself, and how do we know there isn't a bomb in there? Best be safe and alert the authorities. Do you have a tinfoil hat to put them in while you wait? It blocks the rays.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well, when my kid was young I learned that Pizza Hut delivery guy would pick up cigarettes and deliver them to teenagers with their order, and a lot of weed got sold through the drive thru window at Taco Johns. Sounds like he mixed up an order. So throw them away if you don't want them. Worst case you'll have a bunch of buzzed out rats or raccoons before trash pickup.

Maybe Uber Eats and DD are fronts for delivery drug rings, money laundering etc,. OP maybe you could bust a national ring.

Call the DEA! You might need to go into witness protection after your testimony though… which may be a bit of a hassle.

Or you could just flush them down the toilet… I learned that move from the movies and cable. You definitely want to start flushing before the the Feds are no knock warrant style, drug sniffing dog in tow, crashing through your door. That’s when things get messy.