We're from Bethesda

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We're from Bethesda. Of course we shop at the Bethesda Elementary farmers market on Sunday!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we run the Turkey Chase every Thanksgiving!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we have advanced degrees!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we wear Lululemon for leisure and work!

??? I don’t get it. Is this a new cheer you have written?

I sometimes forget how freaking OLD the average age of posters is on here.

Is this a parody of some song that the young kids are listening to? Not getting the old slam.
I have never bought anything from that store or even been in it. I did once walk the short 2 mile part of the turkey chase because my kid wanted to but I’ve never run at all anywhere — except when I can see the bus coming and I’m about to miss it.

[Anonymous]

Well I thought it was funny. Most people here are not watching reels or tik tok.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We're from Bethesda. Of course we shop at the Bethesda Elementary farmers market on Sunday!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we run the Turkey Chase every Thanksgiving!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we have advanced degrees!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we wear Lululemon for leisure and work!

I’m from Bethesda and I go to the Kensington farmer’s market on Saturday and have/do none of those other things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m from Bethesda. I’ve never had an original thought and I make decisions based on what others do.

x10000 OP trying to make Bethesda a thing. LOL.

[Anonymous]

I grew up in Bethesda (don’t live there now), but just recently went to that farmers market for the first time and it was great! There was a pet goat hanging out, live music, and you could play corn hole.

[Anonymous]

I’m from Bethesda. Of COURSE I drive a large, white luxury SUV!

[Anonymous]

Not clever. People going to neighborhood farmers market or running local race? To be expected.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m from Bethesda. Of COURSE I drive a large, white luxury SUV!

I’m from Bethesda. Of course I’m an entitled high maintenance person who will scream at customer service employees at the drop of a hat.

I’m from Bethesda. Of course I’m secretly jealous of Chevy Chase.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m from Bethesda. Of COURSE I drive a large, white luxury SUV!

Of course you belong to the maniac drivers club of Bethesda. Please stay in MD. Virginia is for good driving lovers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m from Bethesda. Of COURSE I drive a large, white luxury SUV!

Of course you belong to the maniac drivers club of Bethesda. Please stay in MD. Virginia is for good driving lovers.

The only thing you all love is going 60 in the left lane.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well I thought it was funny. Most people here are not watching reels or tik tok.

Plus 1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well I thought it was funny. Most people here are not watching reels or tik tok.

Care to explain it to us olds?

It's clear OP is NOT boosting Bethesda. Otherwise, I don't know why she's even bothering. Who cares what they do in Bethesda.

[Anonymous]

That is so sad. Stay off of IG/tik tok.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well I thought it was funny. Most people here are not watching reels or tik tok.

They are a toxic cancer, devoid of any value and eroding our social fabric right before our eyes.

[Anonymous]

OP, you are from Bethesda and :

•You drive an SUV
•You are white
•You have a dog
•You hate city living
•You have 2 kids
•Your life is passing you by.