Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars - and in the process emitting noxious chemicals that make life worse on the planet, endangering all manner of other road users, and consuming a vast array of public subsidies - on a commute that you could do for free on a bicycle or a few dollars on WMATA and then claiming others are entitled . . . Your complete and utter lack of self-awareness is absolutely hysterical. |
Why would you want to move the bikes out of the dedicated bike lanes and into the car lanes, if you're a driver? |
Well this is sad, but hopefully the other changes will improve pedestrian safety and slow traffic down. |
Dear bicyclists:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. FU. Sincerely, Everyone. |
You spend an inordinate amount of money, damage the planet, and endanger others to do a commute that cyclists do for free and without generating any negative externalities. Why are you so eager to announce yourself as such an obnoxious and wasteful member of society? |
Be sure to thank yourself the next time you are stuck behind a cyclist doing 5 mph up CT Ave. Or you can just lay on your horn and have the favor returned right back to you. You idiots are priceless. |
Can't Reno Road carry more of the traffic? Share the burden all around. |
Now, if DC voters would just ban those effin' scooters like Paris did. |
Then move to the Netherlands. And when you're too feeble to ride your bike anymore you can ask the government to euthanize you. |
Not to mention fiscal reality (usually in short supply in the DC government). |
We drink your tears. |
And your assumption that “everyone can and should bike or take WMATA” isn’t? |
Obviously not everyone can bike or take Metro. But a lot of people who could but just prefer not to don't. I'm sure you don't seriously think it'd be impossible for every single person who drives to work to get there by public transit or bike? |
What a cute edge case. DC could build bike lanes until the cows come home and still have more than enough roads to accommodate the small proportion of suburban commuters who are physically unable to ride a bike, take WMATA, or carpool. |
Exactly!!! I don’t bike myself, but I want to make that available to others. I do my best to be careful as a car driver. |