I am on the last roll of my COVID toilet paper hoard

[Anonymous]

My wife pours through the Costco-sized Scotts pack every two months. Multiple rolls a week. We would have had to fill the house to make it 3.5 years.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife pours through the Costco-sized Scotts pack every two months. Multiple rolls a week. We would have had to fill the house to make it 3.5 years.

She clearly has too much fiber in her diet. Which probably wouldn't be as much of an issue during an apocolypse.

Either that or she is constantly has the runs, which is probably also diet-related.

[Anonymous]

🎊🎉🥳🥳🥳

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife pours through the Costco-sized Scotts pack every two months. Multiple rolls a week. We would have had to fill the house to make it 3.5 years.

IBS?

[Anonymous]

I still have pandemic Clorox wipes.

[Anonymous]

I still have hand sanitizer!

[Anonymous]

So... you're proud of being an a$$hole OP?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So... you're proud of being an a$$hole OP?

At least she’s a clean one. 😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I still have pandemic Clorox wipes.

Same. Wonder if those things expire?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So... you're proud of being an a$$hole OP?

At least she’s a clean one. 😂

One who clearly never pees or poops. Or has a family

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So... you're proud of being an a$$hole OP?

At least she’s a clean one. 😂

With the Scott 1000. With the Charmain and Cottonelle stuff? No, now she's got lint in her bits.

[Anonymous]

You, the problem is you Op.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I still have pandemic Clorox wipes.

Same. Wonder if those things expire?

They do dry out.

[Anonymous]

Such selfishness in this thread. Y’all had to hoard this stuff when everyone needed it. Couldn’t just buy one or two. Nope, had to hoard a 4 year supply 🙄🙄🙄

And I’m sure y’all are the same “be kind!” bleeding heart liberals. Shows your true colors. Why couldn’t you leave some for everyone else?

[Anonymous]

I had so much. One of my kids went on hospice a few months before the pandemic. When the pandemic came and ruined all our plans to spend his last months doing the things he loved and seeing the things he loved, it was heart breaking.

So many people in our neighborhood and church and school didn't know how to help. We were scared of covid on food, and told people we didn't want food gifts, so they dropped off other stuff. Every time someone found toilet paper, they'd leave it at our door step with a little note that said "thinking of you, wondered if you needed this!" It was the sweetest thing.

We gave a ton of TP away to food pantries, and shared it with all the relatives, but it was still probably 2 years before I had to buy another roll.

Not everyone who had a lot of TP was some selfish person!