Jon Hamm settles down

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I really need women to stop settling for an old, paunchy, brakes beaten off version of a man in return for a buck (that he’ll fight you in court over). She’s going to end up playing nursemaid to a decrepit shell of an alcoholic with erectile dysfunction and a failing liver.

I dated a 37 year old when I was 23 and dumped him when he turned 40 and needed w c*ck ring to get it up. He thought he deserved someone fresh and young, so why didn’t I deserve that too? I married a man only 2 years older than me in the prime of his life.

He’s still a very handsome man. She could do a lot worse

Yes, she could. Not exactly young and no career to speak of.

Her seamstress did a terrible job fitting her dress, which wasn’t great to begin with.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I really need women to stop settling for an old, paunchy, brakes beaten off version of a man in return for a buck (that he’ll fight you in court over). She’s going to end up playing nursemaid to a decrepit shell of an alcoholic with erectile dysfunction and a failing liver.

I dated a 37 year old when I was 23 and dumped him when he turned 40 and needed w c*ck ring to get it up. He thought he deserved someone fresh and young, so why didn’t I deserve that too? I married a man only 2 years older than me in the prime of his life.

He’s still a very handsome man. She could do a lot worse

Yes, she could. Not exactly young and no career to speak of.

Her seamstress did a terrible job fitting her dress, which wasn’t great to begin with.

Which is a tragedy because she has a good body but a plain face.

[Anonymous]

That dress does her no favors

[Anonymous]

I don’t like him.

[Anonymous]

He was a former serious alcoholic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Westfeldt anyone? The girlfriend of 18 years. I wonder if she was invited...

They were married for all intents and purposes. 18 years. She helped him with his alcoholism.

https://amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/mar/25/jon-hamm-reveals-he-went-to-rehab-for-alcoholism-ahead-of-final-mad-men-season

[Anonymous]

I'd hit that....him, not her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Westfeldt anyone? The girlfriend of 18 years. I wonder if she was invited...

They were married for all intents and purposes. 18 years. She helped him with his alcoholism.

https://amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/mar/25/jon-hamm-reveals-he-went-to-rehab-for-alcoholism-ahead-of-final-mad-men-season

You are expected to invite old boyfriends/girlfriends to your wedding? Absurd.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I really need women to stop settling for an old, paunchy, brakes beaten off version of a man in return for a buck (that he’ll fight you in court over). She’s going to end up playing nursemaid to a decrepit shell of an alcoholic with erectile dysfunction and a failing liver.

I dated a 37 year old when I was 23 and dumped him when he turned 40 and needed w c*ck ring to get it up. He thought he deserved someone fresh and young, so why didn’t I deserve that too? I married a man only 2 years older than me in the prime of his life.

He’s still a very handsome man. She could do a lot worse

Yes, she could. Not exactly young and no career to speak of.

Her seamstress did a terrible job fitting her dress, which wasn’t great to begin with.

Which is a tragedy because she has a good body but a plain face.

Nothing that some lipstick, eye liner, and Vera Wang couldn't fix.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'd hit that....him, not her.

+1. He’s well-endowed.

[Anonymous]

He's basically my ideal guy physically, but I've spent enough time in Hell's Kitchen to know he's a total dog (and that is insulting to dogs) to know this is not "settling down" in the least.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I really need women to stop settling for an old, paunchy, brakes beaten off version of a man in return for a buck (that he’ll fight you in court over). She’s going to end up playing nursemaid to a decrepit shell of an alcoholic with erectile dysfunction and a failing liver.

I dated a 37 year old when I was 23 and dumped him when he turned 40 and needed w c*ck ring to get it up. He thought he deserved someone fresh and young, so why didn’t I deserve that too? I married a man only 2 years older than me in the prime of his life.

Many women have to play nursemaid to ailing husbands and extended family without the benefit of money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I really need women to stop settling for an old, paunchy, brakes beaten off version of a man in return for a buck (that he’ll fight you in court over). She’s going to end up playing nursemaid to a decrepit shell of an alcoholic with erectile dysfunction and a failing liver.

I dated a 37 year old when I was 23 and dumped him when he turned 40 and needed w c*ck ring to get it up. He thought he deserved someone fresh and young, so why didn’t I deserve that too? I married a man only 2 years older than me in the prime of his life.

He’s still a very handsome man. She could do a lot worse

Yes, she could. Not exactly young and no career to speak of.

Her seamstress did a terrible job fitting her dress, which wasn’t great to begin with.

Which is a tragedy because she has a good body but a plain face.

Nothing that some lipstick, eye liner, and Vera Wang couldn't fix.

I think she is pretty in a normal Drew Barrymore/Laura Linney sort of way. That dress was truly bad and so was her hair. Doesn’t the poor girl have a mother or a close friend who could have made a few gentle suggestions?

[Anonymous]

I thought he was a big drunk. Hard pass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's basically my ideal guy physically, but I've spent enough time in Hell's Kitchen to know he's a total dog (and that is insulting to dogs) to know this is not "settling down" in the least.

Well then it certainly benefits him to have a mate with little power in the relationship. Jennifer W was his equal. To me the cliche is not her age, it’s the fact that she’s not his equal in any respect.