Dachshund lives here

[Anonymous]

Love this house! And the few Dachshunds that are sprinkled about the house. At least they love their dog!

[Anonymous]

I barely noticed OP.

I do find that houses with religious imagery throughout are usually not that well maintained.

[Anonymous]

That’s a lovely home.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://redf.in/Whb3wO

I guess this is what they’re talking about when the mention taking out personal artwork when showing a house. House is lovely, though.

So not personal artwork - over-staged like most house pictures these days. Will be glad when this bland, fake, ubiquitous look for home sales goes out of fashion. And sick of the canine exploitation. At least they didn’t put a live dog in the pics, I’ve seen that and it’s a violation of some rule or other.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The dachshund thing is like 3 items, not a problem at all. Wonderful use of color, they can come decorate my house.

Seriously, it’s gorgeous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The house is so pretty but I wonder about the location based on the large apartment/office building seen in picture #10. Also, how do they watch the TV on the wall in picture 21? You would have to lie down on the couch or crane your neck! Yes, I realize the house doesn't come with the furniture and the new owners can figure it out, but it just looks weird!

Proximity to downtown Silver Spring is the point.

[Anonymous]

The dachshund theme is subtle. Honestly, the house looks professionally staged to me. It's entirely possible the dachshund theme was added to attract interest.

[Anonymous]

Everything about the décor screams single gay man (plus one weiner dog). Seriously, who hangs up their t-shirts?

[Anonymous]

I see what you did there.

But I think the house is not that special.

Sorry, Owner or Agent.

[Anonymous]

The "Go Brent" agents keep posting their houses on here. It's pretty obvious at this point; happened a few times in the past month with houses in 20910.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That was disappointing. I was totally thinking it would be way over the top. Not even close. In fact, it was perfectly fine.

Agree. I was expecting like a kitchen wall with a dog painted on it and some big, "Dachshund Lives Here!" "Live, Laugh, LOVE!" style artwork. You have to look for this and the overall staging or home is very tasteful.

[Anonymous]

The answer is but the house and get a dachshund. You can never have too many dachshunds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had to look really hard to find the dog stuff. The welcome mat and the basement dog bed. What else? It looks like a lovely house.

On the sides of the mantle on the fireplace.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://redf.in/Whb3wO

I guess this is what they’re talking about when the mention taking out personal artwork when showing a house. House is lovely, though.

So not personal artwork - over-staged like most house pictures these days. Will be glad when this bland, fake, ubiquitous look for home sales goes out of fashion. And sick of the canine exploitation. At least they didn’t put a live dog in the pics, I’ve seen that and it’s a violation of some rule or other.

What are you talking about?
This home is definitely not staged, you psycho.

Look at the master bedroom, look at the basement living area, etc.

[Anonymous]

There's also the flouresent clock in the kitchen and the small painting above that -- both are dachshunds.

This house isn't staged.
There's far too much color, no stagers use this much color. Every staged home looks like a Pottery Barn catalog; this does not.

Right... every staged home has full closets of clothing too, lol.