Would you ever host a DCUM cocktail party?
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Anonymous
| As a former DC area user of DCUM, I’ll have to attend in spirit only. |
Anonymous
| I would show up just to tell everyone what a stupid party it is and then leave. |
Anonymous
| Sure. But you’d have to leave your shoes by the door and sign a pledge that you won’t poop while you’re there. |
Anonymous
| Have it at Ruth’s Chris on NYE; I’ll bring Larla. |
Anonymous
Ha, ha! How about masks like the ones in “Eyes Wide Shut”? 😂 |
Anonymous
| It would be better at Chris Ruth’s. |
Anonymous
| Would this be a shoes-on or shoes-off affair or would there be two parties? |
Anonymous
I bet some people came in and just pretended they were just at Comet Pizza for other reasons and not part of DCUM. |
Anonymous
Haha. Don't forget to verbally abuse the host before you go. |
Anonymous
| No one can have more than one drink or else they are an alcoholic |
Anonymous
| Yes, I’d bring lots of sugary foods with nuts |
Anonymous
| A DCUM happy hour (like at a local bar) would actually work, as the usual naysayers would probably be too timid to show up. |
Anonymous
I would talk about myself the whole time, regardless of the topic. |
Anonymous
Plates registered to a townhome lol |
Anonymous
lol |