House Porn in Florida

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Anonymous wrote:Are there tennis courts? Every picture of the exterior is a render

Ummm...is this a joke?

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Anonymous wrote:private island

Is that a shared driveway?

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The real winner here is the couple who paid $7.8M in 1998 and sold it for $80M per that article.

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Anonymous wrote:But why is only the one turret red? Did they run over budget?

Because there is only one turret.

No really. Why the two-toned roof? It looks bad.

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Anonymous wrote:I can't even begin to imagine how many tennis balls would end up in the water.

LOL that was my first thought too

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Anonymous wrote:The real winner here is the couple who paid $7.8M in 1998 and sold it for $80M per that article.

Assuming they built the house, but the listing both says “brand new estate” and that the house was built in 1930. WTF.

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Anonymous wrote:It's a beautiful home, I would love to be invited to a party there. Feels like something I would see on Real Housewives or a Real Estate show.

It makes me stressed thinking about owning it, with hurricanes and rising water. I can't imagine many people want to spend (or lose) $200M. I wonder how many homes in FL have sold for $200M????

I can't buy it because I have a very strict budget of $200M and can't afford the $200,000,035 it would cost me to purchase both the house AND the constant supply of tennis balls.

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Anonymous wrote:That doesn't look like a home. What kind of ahole would build something like that?

+1. Homes like this are gross. People who build homes like this are gross.

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Anonymous wrote:I can't even begin to imagine how many tennis balls would end up in the water.

Or broken windows from tennis balls. The tennis court is next to part of the house.

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Is this house real? The pictures all look computer generated.