Please share your dinner party disasters

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Elderly relative misjudged a fart and stained my ivory fabric dining chairs with diarrhea. Needless to say, no one had an appetite for the soup I was serving.

OMG

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I once made dinner for my three best friends on my birthday, and used blue twine in my leek soup, which turned the soup blue. Also tried omelettes that fell flat. Then, my crush showed up because he thought I would be alone on my birthday!

Is this a Bridget Jones reference?!

yes - they are trying to be funny. Trying.