I could use a bidet.

Anonymous
When I think of the number of times I sit over that bathtub just to wash my bum. I wish that these things were more common when homes are built.
Anonymous
Amen!

Anonymous
My mom still has hers from the 70's, since the bathroom hasn't been remodeled. She loves it. We just kept the baby wipes around our house and still use those
Anonymous
We live overseas and have one in every bathroom! I've never used one though . LOL
Anonymous
yes wish we had one too
Anonymous
I am not American and what I miss most about my country is my bidet!
Anonymous
Baby wipes.
Anonymous
We bought a diaper sprayer to attach to our toilet for rinsing off diapers, but it's sold as a bidet as well and we use it for that too! I'm not handy and I installed it in about 10 minutes.

http://www.amazon.com/bumGenius-890077002003-Diaper-Sprayer/dp/B000ZKHVMU
Anonymous
ok, I have never just washed my bum. what are the conditions necessary for isolated bum-washing? seriously.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:We bought a diaper sprayer to attach to our toilet for rinsing off diapers, but it's sold as a bidet as well and we use it for that too! I'm not handy and I installed it in about 10 minutes.

http://www.amazon.com/bumGenius-890077002003-Diaper-Sprayer/dp/B000ZKHVMU


That is nifty. I will give it some thought. I could see my kids spaying the whole bathroom though.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:ok, I have never just washed my bum. what are the conditions necessary for isolated bum-washing? seriously.


1. Menses.
2. Sex
3. Poop.
4. Short on time, need to freshen up.
5. Shower at night, need an a.m. rinse.
6. Shower in a.m. need a p.m rinse.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:ok, I have never just washed my bum. what are the conditions necessary for isolated bum-washing? seriously.


1. Menses.
2. Sex
3. Poop.
4. Short on time, need to freshen up.
5. Shower at night, need an a.m. rinse.
6. Shower in a.m. need a p.m rinse.


wow. you are making me feel filthy for only showering once a day.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:ok, I have never just washed my bum. what are the conditions necessary for isolated bum-washing? seriously.


1. Menses.
2. Sex
3. Poop.
4. Short on time, need to freshen up.
5. Shower at night, need an a.m. rinse.
6. Shower in a.m. need a p.m rinse.


you forgot to add hemorrhoids... wicked, wicked hemorrhoids (No bidet in my house, but I still have the pink plastic one that they gave me in the hospital when I first gave birth 9 years ago.... sigh-some day I will get the surgery to get rid of them permanently....)
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:ok, I have never just washed my bum. what are the conditions necessary for isolated bum-washing? seriously.


1. Menses.
2. Sex
3. Poop.
4. Short on time, need to freshen up.
5. Shower at night, need an a.m. rinse.
6. Shower in a.m. need a p.m rinse.


How does a bidet handle solid bits?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:ok, I have never just washed my bum. what are the conditions necessary for isolated bum-washing? seriously.


1. Menses.
2. Sex
3. Poop.
4. Short on time, need to freshen up.
5. Shower at night, need an a.m. rinse.
6. Shower in a.m. need a p.m rinse.


How does a bidet handle solid bits?


Well, you should not have solid bits if you first wipe on the toilet, THEN transfer to the bidet. A bidet is not a toilet, it is a sink for your bum. If per chance a small solid "bit" ends up in the bidet, it will be washed down.
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