Satire: Please Help Me Compose My Parent Sidwell Essay

[Anonymous]

Question: In the time allotted, please write a short essay describing why your child should be admitted to Sidwell Friends School.

Answer:

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[Anonymous]

Yes! Another Sidwell thread!

[Anonymous]

If you don't let my kid in, I'm going to spend the next five years obsessed with Sidwell on DCUM.

[Anonymous]

Athough DD and I are butt ugly, DH makes so many buckets of money that ....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you don't let my kid in, I'm going to spend the next five years obsessed with Sidwell on DCUM.

Winner declared. Clock it.

[Anonymous]

I love that you had to preface this post with "satire" - as it is lost on many in this forum

[Anonymous]

People are reallly desperate.

[Anonymous]

I promised to defend Sidwell on DCUM if my kid is accepted, even if I have to ignore or deny any warts.

[Anonymous]

My son can barely walk and can't do anything with a ball. Where I do I sign up for him to play Sidwell sports?

[Anonymous]

In all honesty, Sidwell is not the right school if your goal is to get your DC into the NFL. It's actually a better fit for future world leaders.

Anonymous wrote:My son can barely walk and can't do anything with a ball. Where I do I sign up for him to play Sidwell sports?

[Anonymous]

Just because someone wants to have a well-rounded education that includes competitive sports doesn't mean he/she has a goal of being a professional athlete.

"Future World Leaders". LOL. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous]

I'm the god damned president of the United States, that's why.

[Anonymous]

Me too.
--- B. Obama

[Anonymous]

Me too.

--- R. N. Nixon

[Anonymous]

Me too.

-- T. Roosevelt