Does anyone else think that Kate Middleton's wedding dress was a little dull?

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Anonymous wrote:ahh yes

I see the symbolism in the cake.

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Can you share?

I'm not the PP, but first off, it's very phallic on a basic level. But most cakes are. I will try to find a more zoomed in picture.

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Wow. Cake pr0n:

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Anonymous wrote:Wow. Cake pr0n:

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Money shot:

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Roses, Canterbury Bellflowers, and Lilies of the Valleys depicted. I'm sure there are more expert than me @here to decipher this.

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Anonymous wrote:I liked her reception dress better.... But I'm curious as to why the sister and so many guests seemed to have vpl...isn't british underwear supposedly topnotch?

Apparently, vpl, is now considered sexy or so says a young woman in my office.

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The Middleton kids DO look old. Even my dad was telling my mom (50's) that Kate looks older than her. Now he was exaggerating but she definitely looks way old. Maybe it's her whole "look" or that she wears too much eyeliner underneath her eyes. Or she just needs to gain 5lbs and plump out those cheeks a bit.

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Anonymous wrote:Here's the evening wear...I really like both dresses:

Camilla looks older than the Queen.

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And, well, they should have been. They are 5th and 6th in line to the throne and whatever else Sarah Ferguson has done, she has done a good job in rearing her children, which is better than one can say for the Queen, Charles, Andrew, and Anne, who rumor has it that she is having an affair with Camilla's ex.

Andrew is their dad and Fergie's ex.

Really??? I know that and he should be giving his ex-wife and mother of his children more money so she doesn't have to schlep him. and I don't believe for a second that he didn't know or approve.

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Here is William's Dessert cake--supposedly a special recipe that he has loved since childhood. The chef is sworn to secrecy...

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Anonymous wrote:The Middleton kids DO look old. Even my dad was telling my mom (50's) that Kate looks older than her. Now he was exaggerating but she definitely looks way old. Maybe it's her whole "look" or that she wears too much eyeliner underneath her eyes. Or she just needs to gain 5lbs and plump out those cheeks a bit.

Could be British genes, cuisine, weather, environment and attitude that makes 'em look that way.

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Anonymous wrote:The Middleton kids DO look old. Even my dad was telling my mom (50's) that Kate looks older than her. Now he was exaggerating but she definitely looks way old. Maybe it's her whole "look" or that she wears too much eyeliner underneath her eyes. Or she just needs to gain 5lbs and plump out those cheeks a bit.

Too much eyeliner, overdone blush placed too low on her cheeks. Agree with gaining a few pounds--I thought she looked great but thin in an unnatural way. Mom and sis should lay off the tanning and gain a couple lbs themselves. I hope more people come to their senses and realize that tanning is not attractive.

PP that said Pippa looked she was going to a completely different wedding, ITA.

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All of you that are saying such ugly things about people you will never even meet, must have very sad lives and dark hearts.

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Anonymous wrote:OP here.
I agree that Kate’s dress was pretty, and I wish I looked half as great at my wedding. But my point is that, this is a public occasion and it seems to lack that flair. Kate’s dress looked limp. It could have used more oomph, fullness, whatever. While Princess Diana’s gown looks dated now, it had that fairy-tale element. It was sensational. I will always remember it.

I completely agree.