“Worst song ever” discourse

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Anonymous wrote:Anything by Bruce Springsteen, the most overrated singer on the plamet qualifies for the worst song ever

The boss?! Noooooo hard disagree.

Bruce can't sing. Not even a little bit.

Bruce springsteen is by far the most overrated singer that ever cut a record.

He mumbles and slurs through around 4 monotone notes in every single one of his songs. He sounds like a drunk smoker closing down a roadshack bar.

[Anonymous]

10 pages and no mention of Wonderwall?

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Chili Peppers tied for 2:
Under the Bridge
Aeroplane

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Anonymous wrote:What’s Up?
Four Non Blonds

Thank you, I feel validated. This song is the sewage of pop music

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YMCA

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Anonymous wrote:No mention of MacArthur Park yet?

“Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think I can take it
Cuz it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe againnnn oh nooo”

Without the lyrics the instrumental arrangement is fabulous. Anyone doing the hustle in the club back then knows. DJs mostly played without lyrics.

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Anonymous wrote:Got My Mind Set on You by George Harrison

This actually a cover https://youtu.be/k68Fob0QA_k?feature=shared

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Anonymous wrote:"I have type 2 diabetes and I manage it well..."

Yeppp

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Anonymous wrote:This song in the video is reasonably cute and catchy.

Worst: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

HOW DARE YOU that’s one of my favorite songs ever.

What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes is a karaoke classic - most women sound good singing it and it’s in a comfortable register.

You obviously have not heard me singing it in the car.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sussudio. From the very first drum beat, I can’t get it switched off fast enough.

I love that one because the summer it became ubiquitous my mom noticed she was speeding every time it came on during a 12 hour multi-state drive.

My vote is for "In The Air Tonight". Oh Lawd!!!

We love that. We will wait in the car for the first drum drop. Phil Collins is the best.

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Anonymous wrote:Paradise by the Dashboard Light
Lightning Crashes

Paradise by the Dashboard Light throws me into a rage when I hear it. I will throw my body at whatever is producing that wretched song to make it stop every time I hear it. I can’t express my pure hatred for it enough. I was coming to post this and was reading through to see if someone already did and can’t believe it took 8 pages!

I like Lightning Crashes though!

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Anonymous wrote:Paradise by the Dashboard Light
Lightning Crashes

Paradise by the Dashboard Light throws me into a rage when I hear it. I will throw my body at whatever is producing that wretched song to make it stop every time I hear it. I can’t express my pure hatred for it enough. I was coming to post this and was reading through to see if someone already did and can’t believe it took 8 pages!

I like Lightning Crashes though!

Ughhhh Paradise by the Dashboard Light is so bad. I have war flashbacks to my high school’s school sponsored after-prom activities where that song was a karaoke favorite amongst the loud theater kids.

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Anonymous wrote:No mention of MacArthur Park yet?

“Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think I can take it
Cuz it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe againnnn oh nooo”

I love this song.... post beetlejuice, of course. I'd never heard of it before and it is a terrible song. So well placed for beetlejuice

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Anonymous wrote:The worst song in the history of humanity is "Jump" by Van Halen.

Wow. This was taught in my music theory class back in the day.

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Anonymous wrote:Tough crowd

Seriously.