Jeff Bezos' Amazon gives Melania Trump $40 million for documentary on her life

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Anonymous wrote:"If they showed this film on a plane, people would still walk out." -Variety

Hilarious. Well, I don't think Amazon paid $40 million because they thought this documentary would be popular. They paid $40 mn so Trump wouldn't do something to hurt their business (mafia protection racket indeed.)

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"If they showed this film on a plane, people would still walk out." -Variety

Hilarious. Well, I don't think Amazon paid $40 million because they thought this documentary would be popular. They paid $40 mn so Trump wouldn't do something to hurt their business (mafia protection racket indeed.)

NAILED IT!

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Anonymous wrote:Why doesn't Jeff B use his billions to buy all the tickets in all the theaters where the movie is being shown? He can claim it's selling out, right? Even if there are no "sell-out crowds" because no one's actually watching the movie.

I assumed they would manipulate the ticket sales somehow to ensure that it's a success.

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Um, DUH

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Melania has been doing rounds on talk shows to promote the film. I'm typically quite neutral on her, but after a few of these clips I'm left quite shocked at how bad and stilted her English is after decades in this country. In both sound and substance. She is an intelligent woman but she sounds like a child in spontaneous English.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania has been doing rounds on talk shows to promote the film. I'm typically quite neutral on her, but after a few of these clips I'm left quite shocked at how bad and stilted her English is after decades in this country.

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I read that seeing this movie was the worst time that Lincoln ever had in a theater.

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Anonymous wrote:

I think making the detainees watch the movie could be considered a crime against humanity

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Anonymous wrote:Melania has been doing rounds on talk shows to promote the film. I'm typically quite neutral on her, but after a few of these clips I'm left quite shocked at how bad and stilted her English is after decades in this country. In both sound and substance. She is an intelligent woman but she sounds like a child in spontaneous English.

That’s what happens if you’re married to an idiot.

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Anonymous wrote:I read that seeing this movie was the worst time that Lincoln ever had in a theater.

Too soon.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania has been doing rounds on talk shows to promote the film. I'm typically quite neutral on her, but after a few of these clips I'm left quite shocked at how bad and stilted her English is after decades in this country. In both sound and substance. She is an intelligent woman but she sounds like a child in spontaneous English.

What makes you think she's intelligent?

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If they had put her porn pix in the movie, there would be more people wanting to go see it. But then it would have to be rated NC17.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania has been doing rounds on talk shows to promote the film. I'm typically quite neutral on her, but after a few of these clips I'm left quite shocked at how bad and stilted her English is after decades in this country. In both sound and substance. She is an intelligent woman but she sounds like a child in spontaneous English.

What makes you think she's intelligent?

I think PP is being overly polite and distracted by the broken English. Plenty of people convey soul and deep meaning despite poor language skill, that ain't this. Every time she's been caught on mike it's crass, simplistic nonsense. She is not intelligent.