What do you wish you could tell people face to face but can’t
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Anonymous
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Wash your hair. It looks disgusting and smells worse. Stop with the, “I only need to wash my hair twice a week” crap.
Shower. Every day. Wash your clothing. Wear deodorant. Brush your teeth. Stop talking so loudly. No one cares. Chew with your mouth closed. Your home is disgusting. And smells. Like a dirty gym bag, mold, and decomposing human remains. I cannot ever go to your home again so please stop inviting me over for dinner. There’s a reason I always have plans or propose going out instead. Clean your home or find someone to clean it for you, but there’s no excuse for that level of filth. I care about your kids for about 3 minutes and 2 pictures. No more. Certainly not 20 minutes and 40 pictures. Stop telling me every single thing they said, did, wore, goal they scored, track time they met, grade they got, etc. I don’t give a f. On above note, stop showing me pictures of your children scantily dressed just so I can say how beautiful/skinny/gorgeous they are. It’s weird and inappropriate. Stop smoking pot. You really cannot afford to get any stupider, slower, and lazier than you already are. Also you smell horrible. |
Anonymous
| Stop trying to sleep with my DH. |
Anonymous
| You and your daughter are useless deadbeats. |
Anonymous
DP here. Or ice shifting and spilling. Also, what do you care? You sound high maintenance. |
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Your husband is mentally ill, and by staying with him, you seem mentally ill.
Neither would be an issue, if you weren't so intent on being in lala land. |
Anonymous
| Dogs are not kids. |
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If the shoe fits…
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Anonymous
| You b a ho! |
Anonymous
+1 |
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Wish one of my very best friends would pick up on my subtle hints that it's TOO much botox!!
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Anonymous
Yeah, the bloated look is not a good look on anyone. |
Anonymous
| Your husband is an alcoholic and your house smells like a dog. |
Anonymous
LOL my house probably smells like cat, I probably have cat hairs on my clothes, and my DH probably does drink too much when we are with friends, BUT: he never has more than a couple glasses of beer or wine AND he acts the same whether he has a beer or wine glass on the table or not. People who spend a lot of time with him know that about him, but people who don't know him would probably claim that he is "drunk", when I know for sure that he is not. He won't even drive after one or two beers. Once, when out for dinner with some couples, we ran into mutual friends, and one of the people we were with were trying to claim DH was "drunk", but everyone else found it funny, because the guy that said it had no idea what they were talking about. I think that person making the claims has issues with alcoholics in the family - everyone is "drunk"? Or maybe they just like drama. Whatever. As for the cat, I really don't care because we have a team in our house every week scrubbing away, and they are paid well for their diligent work, so say whatever you want. Like water off a goose's back! |
Anonymous
| People with dogs have smelly houses. Yes, your house smells like a dog even if you think it does not. Sleeping with a dog is gross too. A |