Things I don’t understand why anyone likes

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Anonymous wrote:Daytime TV. I would rather be punched in the stomach.

Yes. So depressing.

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Binging Netflix all day
Pop music
Instagram + Facebook
Fast food restaurants
Meat
Fox News

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Pitbulls
Tattoos
Kardashians / Jenners / Bravo / reality TV
“Murdered out” all black SUVs

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Sock-gloves (the socks where each toe has it's own sleeve, like a glove)

Cruises

Arlington

Smoking

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Anonymous wrote:Philz Coffee
Potbelly, Subway, Quiznos etc
Beagles (they bark soo much, why not get another breed?)

+100 So overrated, expensive, and tasted horrible

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Living in the South
Stiletto heels
Chinese food
Outdoor socializing in heat over 90*
Honey baked ham
Babies and toddlers dressed like miniature adults
Potato salad with mayo and hard-boiled egg in it
Deviled eggs

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Long pointy nails. So nasty.

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Certain photography trends:
The canned family Christmas photos taken by a professional photographer where everyone is wearing the same color tone sweater and they are all looking at each other while they are walking through the woods.

The wedding pictures of the bride and her 15 bridesmaids wearing matching robes all looking at each other while holding a flute of champagne and the ones of the dress hanging on a hanger in the window, of course followed by a picture of the married couple staring at each other while walking through the woods. What is it with the damned woods?
Sometimes I just missed the timeless sophistication of old-fashioned posed photos. Too many staged “candids” end up looking more phony and canned than the posed photos.

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Golf
The British Royal Family

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Couches with built-in cup holders. Are you too slothful to set your drink on the end table?

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Anonymous wrote:A framed picture of cooked bacon on the nightstand

lolz

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Anonymous wrote:Socializing outdoors, NOT in a pool/beach, in the following conditions:

Bright, overhead sun at 12 noon on a cloudless day with temps over 88 degrees and some humidity. See, e.g., barbecues that run from 12-4 in July. Outdoor seating brunch. Outdoor summer parties of any kind on Jeff's deck all afternoon. Outdoor f&cK!ng daytime WEDDINGS from May 15-Sept 10.

I felt homicidal rage, not love, during my siblings' July outdoor weddings as I stood there melting in my obligatory polyester for 5 hours in 95 degree heat.

are you me?

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Peloton

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clowns/circuses
mayo
cats
ham
kardashians

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Anonymous wrote:Violent movies
Transparent evening gowns
Olives
Coffee
Raw tomatoes
Long distance flights
Stadium concerts
Cars that cost more than houses

Not sure anyone LIKES long distance flights…

Love them. We're allowed business class, I usually upgrade to first, and then I have 12+ hours to read my book, have someone call me by my name instead of Mommy, eat good food, and not be bothered by work.

THe only really good food I have ever had on an airline is First Class Air Japan. What carrier is this?

NP. I’ve flown Emirates in business class. The food was pretty good and there was very high quality alcohol, including apparently very expensive bourbon (according to my boss, I don’t drink bourbon).