Your favorite SNL sketches?

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Anonymous wrote:The commercial for the Change Bank.

“We’re not going to give you 2000 nickles, unless that meets your particular change needs.”

There was a good one with John Malkovitch about “the moon - it mocks me”.

I think those were both from like the 1988/1989 seasons. I had a high school job where me and a co-worker would rehash the previous night's episode every Sunday.

The change bank: How do you make money? Volume.
The Malkovitch skit: You are mocking me, and I WON'T BE MOCKED!

I'm also remembering a skit about "Josh Acid." It was Mel Gibson as a western gunslinger only, instead of using a gun, he flung acid on his adversaries. When someone complained how gross it was, he explained that it was his name. So, just like John Derringer used a derringer and Jim Bowie used a Bowie knife, he had to use acid.

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Anonymous wrote:When Adam Sandler and Chris Farley are a couple planning a date night with the Zagat’s guide. “Kill me now God!”

https://youtu.be/Ydpli6HztQo

Linda Richman’s Kawfee Talk “talk amongst yourselves, I’ll give you a topic…the New Deal was neither new, nor a deal.”

https://youtu.be/58grYzCcfHI

The Sandler/Farley "Schmitts Gay" beer commercial was pretty epic.

I am vaguely remembering that "Coffee Talk" had been someone else's skit before Mike Myers did it. Like a random one-off that didn't take. And then he brought it back with a lot of success.

[Anonymous]

Chris Farley as the Motivational Speaker who lives in a van down by the river.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Looking for family-friendly ones. Thanks in advance!

My kids sing Chris Farley Lunch Lady sloppy joe song.

I can’t make sloppy Joe’s WITHOUT singing this.

Also, will Ferrell cheerleader sketch. Chris Farley as Matt foley, motivational speaker. Chris Farley doing the news with Bennett’s Bauer. Bill hader as Stefon on weekend update. Any phoeler as Hillary Clinton, Tina fey as Sarah plain- amazing sketches. Basically everything from the 2016 election- particular favorites are larry David as bernie sanders in “bern your enthusiasm,” the Christmas sketch with Hillary Clinton of the past and the future (Amy phoeler and Kate McKinnon) and the kate McKinnon/Hillary Clinton ads from 2016.

Also love the old will Ferrell sketch about “dissing your dog,” as well so many of his Goethe w Bush sketches. Kristen Wig in the “doonise” sketches also great. So many good ones it’s hard to remember.

[Anonymous]

The Lawrence Welk parodies, especially the woman with the tiny baby doll arms.

[Anonymous]

Stuart Smalley with Michael Jordan

“Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.”

https://youtu.be/xNx_gU57gQ4

[Anonymous]

Chris Farley interviews Paul McCartney

https://youtu.be/NHPQFPdj8ko

[Anonymous]

Jimmy Fallon as Mick Jagger.

https://youtu.be/Bxjfr-cgTL8

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stuart Smalley with Michael Jordan

“Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.”

https://youtu.be/xNx_gU57gQ4

I was just about to post this!! I crack up every time.

[Anonymous]

Will Ferrell as Wade Blasingame, Dog lawyer.

[Anonymous]

The Steve Martin Christmas Wish skit is a good one.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/steven-martins-holiday-wish/n9507

[Anonymous]

Not family friendly but I love the Bad Idea Jeans commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGfBEnBw01A

[Anonymous]

So I was gonna wear a condom but I’m only in Haiti once….

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Lawrence Welk parodies, especially the woman with the tiny baby doll arms.

And I’m DENIIIIISE!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Steve Martin Christmas Wish skit is a good one.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/steven-martins-holiday-wish/n9507

This is one of my favorites ever and very quotable, but not particularly family friendly.
I'ts up there with the scene from The Jerk "I don't need anything but this...."