working for Palantir

[Anonymous]

What can one do to show interest, other than applying through their website?

[Anonymous]

Posting in DCUM showing interest lol. They can add it to your dossier. Oops there go my chances 😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Posting in DCUM showing interest lol. They can add it to your dossier. Oops there go my chances 😂

Hope you have a great day!

Anyone have any knowledge on showing interest in working there?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Posting in DCUM showing interest lol. They can add it to your dossier. Oops there go my chances 😂

Hope you have a great day!

Anyone have any knowledge on showing interest in working there?

attending a conference where they have a booth.

[Anonymous]

Follow them on X, interact there. Get Karp book and praise it on their social media and yours. Write reviews of it using your name anywhere you can.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What can one do to show interest, other than applying through their website?

We appreciate the initiative, but considering some of your LinkedIn posts (which belong on LinkedIn Lunatics sub), we don’t think you will pass the security clearance.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for asking! I heard from a very reputable source that you need to shave off one eyebrow to get past the screener. In later rounds, you’ll also have to provide a stool sample that floats when placed in three inches of water. Start upping your fiber now if you want a shot.

Hope this helps!

[Anonymous]

Just go outside and say you want a job. They're always watching and will hear you.

[Anonymous]

I'm going to send this hilarious thread to five friends. Do you think that will increase my chances?

[Anonymous]

Look up at the sky for 10 minutes, 3 times a day, making sure that you're looking left, right, and straight (one way each time). This ensures that you're captured accurately for facial recognition when you are out and about (and at home, inside) praising their innovations, which you should do often.

Talk big war talk at all times. They can hear you.

Be sure to think positive thoughts and have productive ideas related to the company as often as possible so that the Thought Police mark you as an "acceptable candidate."

Good luck and Godspeed!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Posting in DCUM showing interest lol. They can add it to your dossier. Oops there go my chances 😂

Hope you have a great day!

Anyone have any knowledge on showing interest in working there?

Maybe you could say how much you loved Thiel's interview with Douthat because you, too, don't care if civilization survives? If that doesn't work, maybe list on your resume how much you've surveilled your friends and neighbors.

[Anonymous]

Do you love cocaine?

[Anonymous]

They have recruiters. They'll get in touch if they're interested. Maybe try the upcoming hackathon if it's not too late to register.

[Anonymous]

Post online about how much you love white people and fascism.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What can one do to show interest, other than applying through their website?

We appreciate the initiative, but considering some of your LinkedIn posts (which belong on LinkedIn Lunatics sub), we don’t think you will pass the security clearance.

I've never posted on LinkedIn