Would you send them a note?

[Anonymous]

My next door neighbor's bedroom window faces the street. She's been my neighbor for 8 years and I've been in her house so I know this window is right next to her bed.

She has the blinds closed on all the windows on the house while she is on vacation. Apparently she used a vibrator the night before she left because, on the window sill, sandwiched between the glass and the blind is her vibrator. Blinds are white, vibrator is pink. It's literally on display for anyone that walks by. I think she isn't supposed to be home until Sunday. Would you send her a note or play dumb?

[Anonymous]

I would not want my neighbor to know I was idiotic enough to be staring in people's windows, examining the items visible there, and then confessing to it.

But you do you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would not want my neighbor to know I was idiotic enough to be staring in people's windows, examining the items visible there, and then confessing to it.

But you do you.

It's .....'idiotic'.... to have functioning eyes? Only the blind are not idiotic?

Bless your heart.

[Anonymous]

If you send her a note, she can't do anything about it until she gets back so maybe don't say anything.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would not want my neighbor to know I was idiotic enough to be staring in people's windows, examining the items visible there, and then confessing to it.

But you do you.

It's .....'idiotic'.... to have functioning eyes? Only the blind are not idiotic?

Bless your heart.

It's idiotic to use your functioning eyes to stare in people's windows, rather than watching your own business.

[Anonymous]

Getting to the important questions: Is it lying down or upright, standing at attention?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Getting to the important questions: Is it lying down or upright, standing at attention?

Either way, I'm thinking I need to upgrade.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would not want my neighbor to know I was idiotic enough to be staring in people's windows, examining the items visible there, and then confessing to it.

But you do you.

It's .....'idiotic'.... to have functioning eyes? Only the blind are not idiotic?

Bless your heart.

It's idiotic to use your functioning eyes to stare in people's windows, rather than watching your own business.

No one is staring you moron. It's in plain sight. Are you so dumb you don't know what that means?

[Anonymous]

If you were so innocent you wouldn't even know what that was on her nightstand.

I'm curious what you think a note will do if she's out of town.

[Anonymous]

Text her with a laughing emoji “your toy is the windowsill”

[Anonymous]

No note! She can't do anything other than be (potentially) embarrassed or weirded out by you saying something. She will find it when she returns

[Anonymous]

What the hell?

OP, grow up.

[Anonymous]

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https://us.amazon.com/Tupperware-Box-Banana-Keeper-Yellow/dp/B00JIMKV3M

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would not want my neighbor to know I was idiotic enough to be staring in people's windows, examining the items visible there, and then confessing to it.

But you do you.

It's .....'idiotic'.... to have functioning eyes? Only the blind are not idiotic?

Bless your heart.

It's idiotic to use your functioning eyes to stare in people's windows, rather than watching your own business.

NP here. You sound like the typical DCUMer who only posts to find something to criticize about an OP. You don't have to be staring at things to see them if you have houses that are close together. Good grief.

Do you walk around with your eyes on the ground to avoid seeing anything?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No note! She can't do anything other than be (potentially) embarrassed or weirded out by you saying something. She will find it when she returns

I mean, if the neighbor has a key they can go move it for her.