Deep waters, deep trouble
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Spotted: One protective parent diving into the deep end after a little "accidental" digital archaeology.
It seems DC’s phone wasn't the only thing getting an update. While our little swimmer was busy hitting the books, UM Dearest was hitting the "Recents" folder—and what she found is making more waves than a championship 500 heat. Two videos, two swimmers from a rival team, and one man watching the kind of "adult entertainment" that definitely doesn't fly at 30,000 feet. Talk about a mile high scandal. But now that the "digital dust" has settled, the question is: Who gets burned first? The Order of Execution: • Step 1: U.S. Center for SafeSport. In the world of competitive swimming, they are the ultimate judge and jury. If there’s a creep on the pool deck (or in coach class), they need to be the first to know. This is a mandatory report, not a suggestion. • Step 2: Your Club & LSC. Alert your own head coach and the Local Swimming Committee. You need to protect your own lane before you worry about theirs. • Step 3: Their Club. Only once the authorities are involved should the rival team get a call. Let their board explain why their precious athletes are circulating that kind of content. Careful, RC. If you’re going to play games, make sure your own goggles are clear. And the plot just got thicker than a chlorine cloud. Word is, Coach Dad is trying to sink the evidence to keep his golden child from getting disqualified. Using your whistle to blow a cover-up? That’s a bold strategy, but in this league, the truth always surfaces. If he’s more worried about his family’s reputation than the safety and ethics of the sport, he’s in for a very rude awakening. In the world of high altitude swimming, a coach who buries the truth usually ends up buried by it. Keep those receipts tucked away, or you might find yourself the one drowning in drama. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl |
Anonymous
| What nonsense is this? |
Anonymous
| OK I will take a guess- is this in reference to NCap Prep? |
Anonymous
| This is so stupid. If there's evidence of some wrongdoing, tell the authorities, not us. |
Anonymous
| Seriously, someone took the time to sit down and come up with that?! |
Anonymous
| Penthouse would publish this. Classic. |
Anonymous
| ChatGPT taking over the world |
Anonymous
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Need More Deets.
Thank you. |
Anonymous
| Gossip girl! Don’t be a tease! |
Anonymous
Why would you say ncap prep? |
Anonymous
| Derranged fan fiction. Get a life loser |
Anonymous
Gossip Girl lives in no one’s head rent free, dear reader. XOXO |
Anonymous
| I read this again in reverse, starting with the last word. Made as much sense as the first time I read it. |
Anonymous
| The only thing worse than if this was ChatGPT is if it wasn’t. |
Anonymous
| What did I just read? Jeeze. |