| Not a christian so just wondering what your protocol is. |
| Cookies and milk by the tree |
| In cookies, but you are several days too late. |
| What about Jesus? Do they give God #2 a birthday present? |
Christ only asks for your faith, troll. |
You don’t need to be a Christian to have Santa Clause visit you, but if you’re a bad tipper, that may explain why you’ve never seen him. He only visits good people. |
Cast your eyes upon the nearest nativity seen. Like any tween or teen, Jesus likes gold, perfume and lotion. |
gold, frankincense, and myrrh. |
| $50 bill under the cookies |
| We add carrots for the reindeer. |
What about the non-Christians? |
| My santa received a nice bonus on Dec 26. |
Milk? In my neighborhood Santa like cognac. And single-malt scotch. So did the reindeer, I guess, since we left a lot out andit was always gone. |
| Depends on how much assembling the presents require. We tip for good service. |
If you are not Christian, why do you care what other people do? |