Just for funsies.
Here are my top three:
1. Red roses. To me, they say "I didn't ever bother to listen when you mentioned your favorite flower or be proactive and ask, so I will assume since that's what is done in movies all women are the same, and they're expensive and women are all about how much is spent on them, so I will get you red roses."
2. Reading or reciting poetry. It just makes me squirm.
3. Playing guitar and/or singing to me. Unless you are a well known professional singer or musician it's not anywhere close to how good you think it is. Also, part of why I dislike it is because I don't know what to do during this time - do I have to look at you the whole time? Clap at the end?
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