I found the rough draft of a letter ex wrote to his AP's boss to announce their relationship

[Anonymous]

I stumbled across it in a pile of financial documents he left behind that I was sorting to keep or shred. It was written by a lovesick 14 year old boy apparently seeking to maintain his relationship with his client while justifying his behavior. I'm so tempted (don't worry I will not!!) to make a photocopy, edit it with a red marker because the writing is atrocious, and mail it to him with a note at the bottom "you should probably just have thrown your thoughts into ChatGPT to formulate a coherent piece of writing." All I felt while reading it was "oh honey, this just isn't good."

[Anonymous]

please post!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:please post!

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: I stumbled across it in a pile of financial documents he left behind that I was sorting to keep or shred. It was written by a lovesick 14 year old boy apparently seeking to maintain his relationship with his client while justifying his behavior. I'm so tempted (don't worry I will not!!) to make a photocopy, edit it with a red marker because the writing is atrocious, and mail it to him with a note at the bottom "you should probably just have thrown your thoughts into ChatGPT to formulate a coherent piece of writing." All I felt while reading it was "oh honey, this just isn't good."

Sounds beta-ish behavior. Never apologize for love.

[Anonymous]

Was he sleeping with his client? Is he a lawyer ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: I stumbled across it in a pile of financial documents he left behind that I was sorting to keep or shred. It was written by a lovesick 14 year old boy apparently seeking to maintain his relationship with his client while justifying his behavior. I'm so tempted (don't worry I will not!!) to make a photocopy, edit it with a red marker because the writing is atrocious, and mail it to him with a note at the bottom "you should probably just have thrown your thoughts into ChatGPT to formulate a coherent piece of writing." All I felt while reading it was "oh honey, this just isn't good."

🤔

[Anonymous]

Wait- is this a metaphor or was he literally 14?

Please post. If no children, please edit/send to him in the spirit of humour ONLY If you think he'd laugh too.

[Anonymous]

Did Chatgpt write op's post?

[Anonymous]

I'm so confused. Can you explain more clearly, OP?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait- is this a metaphor or was he literally 14?

Please post. If no children, please edit/send to him in the spirit of humour ONLY If you think he'd laugh too.

Emotionally yes, apparently he's a 14yo boy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Was he sleeping with his client? Is he a lawyer ?

Haha not a lawyer. Sleeping with one of the client's support staff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait- is this a metaphor or was he literally 14?

Please post. If no children, please edit/send to him in the spirit of humour ONLY If you think he'd laugh too.

He has no sense of humor! He's a terrible writer who would become enraged if I suggested that maybe I should proofread any important communications with his clients. Which, yeah, that was probably really irritating of me to poke that bear. But. Anyway I love my red pen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait- is this a metaphor or was he literally 14?

Please post. If no children, please edit/send to him in the spirit of humour ONLY If you think he'd laugh too.

She meant emotionally fourteen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wait- is this a metaphor or was he literally 14?

Please post. If no children, please edit/send to him in the spirit of humour ONLY If you think he'd laugh too.

He has no sense of humor! He's a terrible writer who would become enraged if I suggested that maybe I should proofread any important communications with his clients. Which, yeah, that was probably really irritating of me to poke that bear. But. Anyway I love my red pen.

Oh, then never mind. Just enjoy the cringe and be happy you escaped.

[Anonymous]

Did he keep the client?