Most bureaucratic sounding job title in the government you've come across

[Anonymous]

A former colleague of mine was a Special Assistant to the Deputy Assistant Secretary and then was promoted to Special Assistant to the General Deputy Assistant Secretary.

[Anonymous]

Acting Assistant Deputy Undersecretary

[Anonymous]

This is like the story of Lloyd Bentsen going to apply for a mortgage and when they asked his employer he said the Treasury and when they asked his job title he said secretary and the person was like how are you going to afford this house on a secretary’s salary.

[Anonymous]

Special Assistant for Special Projects

Acting Senior Advisor to the General Deputy Assistant Secretary

I could go on all day

[Anonymous]

Acting Deputy Undersecretary Secretary of Defense for X. There's a TON of these jobs floating around the Pentagon.