I have a similar problem as the poster who mentioned having a crush on a married dad. We have a neighbor who is fine as hell. Funny. Handsome. Active. Very interesting job. I’m finding myself hoping he and my DH hit it off so he can come hang out with us. I’m always excited about the prospect of bumping into him. Ugh. I hope this passes. |
Is he hot? Once you bang him you'll be over it. |
So hot, dude. |
Seriously, you should hit on him discreetly and see if he bites. Nobody has to know. It’s just sex. |
I don’t have his # |
No one said he likes you. |
You gotta have a little fun. A crush is fine. Mixes things up a bit. I haven't had a crush in years. |
That’s how I feel. I hope he hangs around. I’d love a little innocent flirting to feel alive sometimes 😂 but seriously. |
Troll |
Yep, just sex. Go for it. If your husband finds out and objects, just tell him that it's all his fault. He wasn't giving you enough attention. |
At least there aren’t any nightmare examples of similar situations going wrong. |
I don't touch the neighbor men. Too complicated if it gets about, OP. You can be friendly, but don't leave evidence that you're flirting. |
Head over to his garage to “borrow” a “tool” |
There is a man at the end of our street houses who is really cute. We moved in a few years ago but are pretty homebodies so we've only hung out with them a few times.
I see him out with his kids pretty frequently, kept asking me if I wanted to sit down or have water while I was pregnant, seems like a really great guy. But what do I know? What do I *really* know about him? Not much of anything besides his name, address, occupation, that he has a wife and two kids. Yeah, so he's cute. That's about it for me. OP, absolutely no reason to have a physical affair with your neighbor. It won't end well. |
Nothing like sh*tting where you eat. |