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I ran over a squirrel today.
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Anonymous
| I suppose it was just a bit too indecisive. |
Anonymous
Go to a carwash, drive over gravel, and park on the street until all body parts are off your tire treads. |
Anonymous
| Did you kill it? Or is it just half flattened? Those are the worst. |
Anonymous
| Thank you from this fellow citizen. |
Anonymous
| I did, too!!! I still feel bad about it. I remember running over a bird once (a flying bird, stupid thing decided to fly too low too soon) and I cried like a baby. This time I didn't cry, but I still feel bad. I don't like killing anything (unless you're a bug or a mouse and you're living in my house rent free, then the story changes.) |
Anonymous
dead - I drove by it upon my return.
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Anonymous
Thank you. You have performed a public service. I aim for them. They are filthy smelly vegetable garden, compost pile raiding vermin. |
Anonymous
You need anger management. 
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Anonymous
Am I the only one who see's how funny her supposition is? I love dry humor...thanks OP! |
Anonymous
| Thank you. My neighborhood is completely over-run with those large rodents. They are a menance----digging up our yards. Last Fall- we couldn't even put a pumpkin on the front porch. Within 30 seconds the squirrels would descend. The neighborhood was filled with half-eaten pumpkins. |
Anonymous
They are squirrels not an invading army [lanning to rape and pillage. I bet you have alot of road rage. Take a deep breath and simmer down. |
Anonymous
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I would like to run over a few dozen
they've taken up residence in my roof...we've been waging war for 4 yrs....metalclad siding, traps, etc....I could have bought 2 or 3 cruises with the $$$ I've spent.... |
Anonymous
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I hope you did the right things and took it to the vet.
[Totally kidding] |
Anonymous
And gave it a proper memorial service and burial. 
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Anonymous
| You are a cruel and heartless man. |