The next best league!!!

[Anonymous]

Rumor is the EPL is going to start a new league for youth in the us. I don’t care how the coach is, how far I have to drive, or how much is cost. I just want my kid to be in the BEST league, that’s all that matters. EPL youth league will make me so popular on my social media amongst my friends and family. Even if EPL is the best, I’ll instantly jump to La Liga youth if they come. Nothing matters but the branding and making sure my kid keeps me popular around the water cooler at work. I don’t care how many coaches tell him my kid sucks, they WILL go pro, and a league (nothing else) makes that happen. Then, when my kid doesn’t get a scholarship to UVA or Tech I’m going to rage out and blame everyone. I’m a northern Virginia parent, I’m special, and my kid is the most important.

[Anonymous]

Where do we sign up?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Rumor is the EPL is going to start a new league for youth in the us. I don’t care how the coach is, how far I have to drive, or how much is cost. I just want my kid to be in the BEST league, that’s all that matters. EPL youth league will make me so popular on my social media amongst my friends and family. Even if EPL is the best, I’ll instantly jump to La Liga youth if they come. Nothing matters but the branding and making sure my kid keeps me popular around the water cooler at work. I don’t care how many coaches tell him my kid sucks, they WILL go pro, and a league (nothing else) makes that happen. Then, when my kid doesn’t get a scholarship to UVA or Tech I’m going to rage out and blame everyone. I’m a northern Virginia parent, I’m special, and my kid is the most important.

You’re trolling hard because a camp with the word Brit on it. Why are Americans so easily duped with youth socca?