Maybe she'll dedicate this book to her friend's crotch from the weird bed-dancing video? Accuracy...? Hmm...that's a good question. But Jen lovessss to use too many words, tries to sound so deep and philisophical with her word salad. I hope Jane Capstitcher and the witty song writer reviews the book and posts here! |
I was a fan of her stuff way back in the day, so I took all her anecdotes at face value. But now that there is a giant highlight reel of her daily activity, she is going to have to toe the line of truth.
I mean, FFF was just her blathering on with no real stories or substance. A-woke (thanks Jane!) will be a much different animal. |
Sass was already in the cookbook dedication, so he can't possibly bag another one?
Is she using pancake makeup to tone down her redness? Her appearance changes so wildly on IG. |
I think she is pregnant!! |
Whaaaat!? |
Not likely, but the idea of her acquiring another “roommate” for the next 18-20 years is hilarious. |
Could you imagine Big Sis having to care for an infant 24/7?! Hahahahahahahaha! There are not enough FOCL gummies in the world to get her through that. |
What on earth would give y'all the idea that she's prego? That would be bananas.
I don't like to imagine this because ew but y'all don't think she and Tyler actually have any sort of physical relationship, do you? There is no sense of romance or sexual chemistry. I'd describe it as some sort level of fondness, more so on her part than his, but there's no spark between them like that. |
She and Sass have a buddy-buddy relationship, that inconveniences neither one. Not even a true friendship because I can't imagine Sass coming to help her with, really, anything. He gives off big detachment vibes and that is painfully obvious in the reel on her IG. The body language is so compartmentalized. Especially compared to Brandon and Tina, who actually seem to enjoy being with each other,
Do Gavin and Danielle live near her? Will she be able to see the new grandbaby much? |