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Anonymous
| I realize that this is probably the most immature post ever, but what is the worst thing I could do right now to dh to make an impression without having any lasting negative consequences? I am SO ANGRY at him (long story) and have exactly 1 hr and 35 minutes to make good on my threat that he would regret it immensely if he chose to go to a movie over coming home. I just can't really think of anything I could do besides leaving and not being here when he gets home, but that doesn't seem bad enough. |
Anonymous
| Change the locks? Really though, maybe sign up for some counseling or anger management classes? GL. |
Anonymous
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I've poured his beer down the drain and pissed him off by that pretty good.
Drop his toothbrush in the toilet so he'll see it there. Snip his iphone charger cord. This is all evil! |
Anonymous
| Go get yourself some new clothes! |
Anonymous
Then, take yourself out to a very expensive dinner. |
Anonymous
| Take his DVD collection to goodwill. |
Anonymous
| Being mature is the best revenge. Sign him for marriage counseling. |
Anonymous
| Go and don't come back for a few days. |
Anonymous
| So the one hour and 35 minutes are up -- what did you do, OP? |
Anonymous
| Marital counseling. Clearly, you both have issues. |
Anonymous
Haha 
I didn't do anything, really. I was going to leave but it started pouring out- and I went shopping earlier in the day (while I was still mad at him) so that one has been done. I also made him pick me up a very specific lunch and gave him hell for everything - via phone - while he was in the car with his friend, so at the very least I hope he looks like a tool! |
Anonymous
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Give his cell phone number to some telemarketers next time.
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Anonymous
Oh, I am so sorry -- but all you probably did was look like a beeyatch to his friend! )-: |
Anonymous
| I thought of that too - and I probably did - but he did what he did in front of his friend too so I wanted to make a statement that I was not going to just sit there while he treated me like shit! |
Anonymous
| Invite your mom to come visit for a week? |