I’m a magnet for the lost and elderly in stores and other public places (I love interactions do not get me wrong). I’m just looking for an easy suit to swim laps in. But does this suit give off lifeguard vibes? |
| I think it depends on how old you look..... if you have gray hair and saggy boobs, no one is confusing you for the teenage lifeguard! |
| In red, yes. Any other color you’re fine. A pattern would be even less lifeguard-ish. |
| Yes, they will unless you're an older person. |
| Can you get a different color? |
| Yes. |
| This suit looks more like swim team to me. Many guards wear bikini top with bottoms or shorts. |
Unless you look 19 and Eastern European and are sitting at or near the lifeguard station, nope. Not at all. |
| The lifeguards at our pool don't wear red swimsuits, so no. |
| What is with the seam up the butt crack? That looks really bad. |
NP. Right? I HATE when swimsuits have this seam. |
| Yes. |
| I think it’s very lifeguard-y. |
| Who cares, woman! Wear what you want to wear. Put on sunglasses and a sarong wrap when sitting/walking around and you won’t be mistaken for a lifeguard. |
| Yes. |