Mount Vernon "New Build" - So Many Questions

[Anonymous]

We've been watching this house be built for years and now that it's finally done, I have so many questions.

1. WHY are all the windows different sizes?
2. What is with that green rectangle?
3. Where would you put a TV in that living room?

As an aside, it was a small single story house that they renovated, keeping the foundation.

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Alexandria/8830-Badger-Dr-22309/home/9825631

Please discuss...

[Anonymous]

Tell me you didn’t use an architect without telling me you didn’t use an architect. Wow what an eyesore.

[Anonymous]

This has happened in Mount Rainier as well. It makes no sense.

[Anonymous]

Yikes!

Ok - I'll be kind. I do like the shades of green.

[Anonymous]

This is a remarkably stupid house. In addition to the points the previous posters made, why is the island so far away from the wall the fridge is on? It could have been built much closer to give more breathing room from the sitting area. And kudos to the PP who pointed out the lack of space for a TV!

[Anonymous]

They need to tear it down and start all over.

[Anonymous]

I'm the OP and I have to be missing something, but I also can't find the door to the balcony. I think it might be through the closet in the primary bedroom?

[Anonymous]

There is some strange delusion that happens as far as which people decide to go renovate houses. This kind of thing goes on in my neighborhood all the time. It’s like they’re not even trying but then they must be, right? It’s just so weird.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We've been watching this house be built for years and now that it's finally done, I have so many questions.

1. WHY are all the windows different sizes?
2. What is with that green rectangle?
3. Where would you put a TV in that living room?

As an aside, it was a small single story house that they renovated, keeping the foundation.

https://www.redfin.com/VA/Alexandria/8830-Badger-Dr-22309/home/9825631

Please discuss...

who needs a TV in the living room?

[Anonymous]

How many suns is this house orbiting around, where the sun shines down filtering through the trees, but is simultaneously sunset or sunrise? Don't get me started on the Minecraftization of the construction.

[Anonymous]

I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed. It's spectacularly awful.

[Anonymous]

Genuinely believe my 8 year old would have done a better job. In a way, this level of incompetence is actually kind of impressive.

[Anonymous]

Great post!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How many suns is this house orbiting around, where the sun shines down filtering through the trees, but is simultaneously sunset or sunrise? Don't get me started on the Minecraftization of the construction.

I thought this was the back but this is the front of the house?

[Anonymous]

I wonder if they ran out of money half way through?