Scented candles and flyover states!

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Okay - big mark against her is that she admitted she is not a fan of candy corn. Blasphemy.

And who knew it was "ghetto" to open a plastic bag with your teeth?

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Anonymous wrote:Wasted 11 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Please tell me she's not real.

I know, Im suddenly embarrassed to be American.

I don't think I can watch this thing in its entirety.

It's hilarious how at the beginning she says 'Turn your CAMERAS off'. Cameras!

That's just one of the highlights--you should watch the whole thing to where she yelling " I'm up here dealing with fucking bitches!". It's comedy gold.

I want to know how many times she says "Oshkosh." I still just can't get over the accent. I'm from the south and know no Midwesterners so it's just so jarring to me.

And southern accents are repulsive to us Midwesterners. All of this country's problems can be traced to the south.

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Anonymous wrote:The flyover states and the folks who live in them make this country possible, from the farms to the factories, and military service. Stop this already. It diminishes y'all.

You forgot the artificially scented candle industry.

So what?

Brilliant retort!

I don't fight sarcasm with sarcasm. Midwesterners know that sarcasm is the product of a little ego.

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The accent isn't Midwest per se, it's a northern, boarding Canada thing - Wisconsin, Minnesota, North Dakota.

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Anonymous wrote:Her daughter's name is Alizabeth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbj1pmuzG_0&list=UU3wvfj4eldKvKlQAj95iYMQ&index=34

Better than Larla.

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Anonymous wrote:People here are jealous because this woman has a hobby she cares deeply about without an ironic detachment. It's liberating. Maybe people here have the hobby without ironic detachment. Fly over country is your country, bitter snobs. Don't hate her because she lives somewhere with cleaner air, cheaper prices, and better schools.

Of course, everyone on here is jealous because this woman spends her life buying crap and rambling about it online for hours.
I don't hate her, one way or the other, but I'd kill myself if I had to live like that. She's brain-dead.

Huh?

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Anonymous wrote:Scented candles give me headaches, but so does a painfully thin woman attorney toying with her breakfast oatmeal in Bread and Chocolate on Wisconsin Ave discussing how little good her child's participation on Maret's tennis team will do him in getting into college because said child started tennis too late at 12.

I don't see what's wrong with this - I started a particular sport really late and didn't develop enough in time - the rest of my siblings all started much earlier (after my parents saw the mistake) and they all were able to develop their skills to a much higher level. I massively regret it to this day.

Perhaps she just felt bad or guilty about it?

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Anonymous wrote:Her daughter's name is Alizabeth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbj1pmuzG_0&list=UU3wvfj4eldKvKlQAj95iYMQ&index=34

Better than Larla.

Let me guess, you live in Wisconsin and also have a dog who wears a bow tie.

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Has anyone seen 'Little Britain USA'?
This Angela woman looks like Vicky Pollard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zfdpDKCvdc

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Anonymous wrote:Wasted 11 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Please tell me she's not real.

I know, Im suddenly embarrassed to be American.

I don't think I can watch this thing in its entirety.

It's hilarious how at the beginning she says 'Turn your CAMERAS off'. Cameras!

That's just one of the highlights--you should watch the whole thing to where she yelling " I'm up here dealing with fucking bitches!". It's comedy gold.

I want to know how many times she says "Oshkosh." I still just can't get over the accent. I'm from the south and know no Midwesterners so it's just so jarring to me.

And southern accents are repulsive to us Midwesterners. All of this country's problems can be traced to the south.

I didn't say repulsive. I said jarring... Because I never hear real Midwest accents like that. Nice work disproving that old saying that all Midwesterners are nice!

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Anonymous wrote:Is this seriously for real? I didn't find it funny at all. Quite sad/pathetic actually.
I kept thinking through the whole thing 'why isn't she checking eBay?'

Or any other online store, for that matter.

Coopahns. Cooopahns.

I already have 10 frickin cooopahns "Jen," I don't need another coopahn! Can ya gimme summin else.

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I absolutely love the dramatic pause-for-effect she takes after she relays the part when "Jen" tells her about having only the 4 ounce sizes.

Let.it.sink.in. ONLY the 4 ounce sizes. Fucking "Jen."

[Anonymous]

Charles Murray was right in "Coming Apart".

The video and this thread is evidence

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You all are horrible. Don't you have something better to do?

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Anonymous wrote:You all are horrible. Don't you have something better to do?

Nope. And it's really not horrible. The BBB video has 500,000 views. This woman wants people to be watching her and talking about her.