Rate my kids' names game

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Anonymous wrote:Ray and Connie

You are second cousins who married each other in your fifties and look forward to sharing your golden years on the front porch of your trailer home. You are on the wrong thread, PP.

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Anonymous wrote:Lyric and Jaxon

Girl-Boy fraternal twins. Stars of the Xtreme Cheer and Dance team!!!!! They share a room although they are 12.

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Anonymous wrote:Iris, Sadie, Ruby

Bubbe left you enough money to pay for 3 rounds of IVF?

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Anonymous wrote:Portia, Cordelia, Lennox

You are a Manhattanite living in exile in this horrid town. You can't get a decent bagel, but you'll name your daughters whatever you damn well please.

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Ian and Saffron

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Anonymous wrote:Portia, Cordelia, Lennox

You wonder if anyone can tell that Portia is biracial -- it could be a throw back to your great grandmother's Jewish heritage, and that's exactly what you plan to say if anyone asks (not that anyone ever does, especially not your DH). Cordelia is too stocky and good natured for her own good, and try as you might to cut back on her calories, she just can't attain that wispy look you strive for. Someday soon you'll begin finding the Wing Ding wrappers in the back of what you like to refer to as "the pantry" rather than the kitchen closet, but by then her place on the field hockey team will memorialized in the year book along with her smiling freckled face. Lennox is too good for all of you. She will leave at 18 like a bird flying out of a cage and never look back.

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Anonymous wrote:Portia, Cordelia, Lennox

You wonder if anyone can tell that Portia is biracial -- it could be a throw back to your great grandmother's Jewish heritage, and that's exactly what you plan to say if anyone asks (not that anyone ever does, especially not your DH). Cordelia is too stocky and good natured for her own good, and try as you might to cut back on her calories, she just can't attain that wispy look you strive for. Someday soon you'll begin finding the Wing Ding wrappers in the back of what you like to refer to as "the pantry" rather than the kitchen closet, but by then her place on the field hockey team will memorialized in the year book along with her smiling freckled face. Lennox is too good for all of you. She will leave at 18 like a bird flying out of a cage and never look back.

Free Lennox!

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Kate (girl), Grace (girl) and Nazareth (boy)

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Anonymous wrote:Kate (girl), Grace (girl) and Nazareth (boy)

After Kate was born, the stress of single motherhood led to wild nights as the companion to several junior Congressmen. Then, you found that church on east-west highway and turned your life around. Married the youth pastor, had two more babies in less than 20 months, and sell acai juice products from home. You are vaguely bored at times, but Mint Milanos are a great way to cheer yourself up.

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Brierly and Breighly

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Harmony
Melody
Jazz

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Larry, Darrell and Darrell

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Anonymous wrote:Brierly and Breighly

You're worried because they don't respond when their names are called.

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Mariposa and St. John

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Anonymous wrote:Birdie

You begged your husband not to move here. Everyday Slope Park seems more and more like it was just a dream.