Things that make you irrationally angry

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Anonymous wrote:There are 15 empty, doors-wide-open stalls in the bathroom. I am in the only stall with a closed door, obviously occupied.

Someone walks in and takes the empty stall right next to me. W.T.F.

Tell me people who do this - do you have some sort of strange fetish to be near others who are defecating?

Hi, that's me.

But honestly, I don't care. I don't pay attention to stalls that have people - I look for empty and clean. I poop at home, like a normal human. I'm going to pee, and will be out in like 45 seconds. No one gives a crap about you. It's not about you.

Normal humans poop whenever they need to; not everyone's bowels are as perfectly trained as yours. And you will give a crap about me when you get a good whif of my bowels' airborne molecules when you inhale them.

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Teacher appreciation week and out of touch teacher quotes.

-- former teacher

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People that jog in the street, especially when there is a sidewalk RIGHT THERE. Can someone that does this please explain why? It seems objectively (and unnecessarily) dangerous!

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Being accused of something I didn't do or have nothing to do with, even if it's really mundane like "You love shopping at Lily Pulitzer. You love peanut butter cookies. You always take trips to New Orleans. You have been hanging out with Jan a lot..." just nothing to do with me but it irks me when someone makes an incorrect or really unrelated statement about me with a lot of confidence.

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Anonymous wrote:People that jog in the street, especially when there is a sidewalk RIGHT THERE. Can someone that does this please explain why? It seems objectively (and unnecessarily) dangerous!

Many reasons:

1) clueless people on the sidewalk, especially with dogs
2) running on pavement is easier on joints than running on concrete
3) sidewalk may be uneven due to tree roots, damage, or blocked

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Pedestrians that just dart into a crosswalk, forcing you to slam on the brakes.

Yes, we know you have the right of way but is it going to harm you to pause for literally 0.25 seconds to just let me pass?

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People who stop and block the flow to back into parking spots enrage me.

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Anonymous wrote:People that walk in the street when there are sidewalks

THIS! Especially people walking dogs or pushing strollers in the street while there are crosswalks. If I accidentally hit your dog because it wanders in front of my car while I’m driving, that’s on you.

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Anonymous wrote:When someone stops the microwave mid-cooking but does not clear the time remaining.

When someone leaves their used K cup in the Keurig.

Finally someone talking about the real issues in the world! I hate both of these things.

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Anonymous wrote:Do you have something that annoys you for no good reason? I’m a pretty laid back person, but for some reason I get irrationally annoyed in the grocery by people that just stand there looking at all the pasta sauces, or blocking the whole banana display while they inspect each bunch.

To be clear- I don’t do anything about it outwardly, it’s all in my head. And I know it’s irrational because they’re just doing their shopping. Am I alone in this?

People who can eat everything they want and not gain weight!
I have a ridiculously slow metabolism ( in spite of working out) and I’ll gain weight if I smell the food !

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Anonymous wrote:Do you have something that annoys you for no good reason? I’m a pretty laid back person, but for some reason I get irrationally annoyed in the grocery by people that just stand there looking at all the pasta sauces, or blocking the whole banana display while they inspect each bunch.

To be clear- I don’t do anything about it outwardly, it’s all in my head. And I know it’s irrational because they’re just doing their shopping. Am I alone in this?

Nope I agree with you.

Target CVS Pharmacy new manager. Every time I go in she will not give you your prescription til she checks if you are signed up for text messaging, and gives a whole lecture. Why would I be there if I did not know my prescription was ready? The lecture is the issue.

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Anonymous wrote:Pedestrians that just dart into a crosswalk, forcing you to slam on the brakes.

Yes, we know you have the right of way but is it going to harm you to pause for literally 0.25 seconds to just let me pass?

NOPE you're the a hole here.

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Anonymous wrote:People who pronounce "Beijing" like "Beizhing." It's a HARD J. HARD J. Bay-JING. JFC.

I just worked myself into a lather.

There is also no 'cow' in Moscow.

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Anonymous wrote:People who stop and block the flow to back into parking spots enrage me.

Yesssssss....people combat parking their giant unnecessary Escalades in a crowded parking lot should be locked up forever. They are a menace to society.

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Anonymous wrote:Yes. So many things.
1. When people say croissant without a French accent. #frenchitup
2. When people are walking and they cross right in front of me forcing me to come to a sudden stop, especially if those people are men.
3. People who listen to music or watch videos in public without headphones.

LOL - total opposite on the foreign language thing. When non-Spanish speakers overpronounce "quesadilla" or "gracias". Same for Giada and her ridiculous pronunciation of "mozzarella" (yes, I'm sure that's the right way to pronounce it in Italian). French is a bit of an outlier, however - it's really hard to say "le pain quotidien" in an American accent without sounding stupid.

My MIL pronounces quesadilla with the L's. And tortilla. Also paella. No, I dont want pie-ella on a tor-tilla, Nancy.