why are all the men in Chevy Chase DC so darn unattractive?

[Anonymous]

Ladies: the attractive men are all in College Park. Especially in the beautiful gym at the University of Maryland.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Come to think of it, being from the South, was wondering where all the beautiful women were. The women down South are smokin hot and there everywhere. Here-not so much

Yeah but they're all intellectually underdeveloped.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Come to think of it, being from the South, was wondering where all the beautiful women were. The women down South are smokin hot and there everywhere. Here-not so much

Yeah but they're all intellectually underdeveloped.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but we will take looks over intelligence. You don't bang a calculator

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband and I went to a party in Chevy Chase and were shocked at how many of the married men there seemed effeminate......not a manly dude in the bunch....this was a small sample size of course and most likely not representative of the region. And honestly, the men where I live in upper montgomery county aint that hot either.....more manly for sure.....but still not that hot

It is the same in our close-in neighborhood. We attribute it to affluence. You'd think I married Arnold Frickin' Schwarzenegger compared to the other men around here. They are all very intelligent--but I swear if I hadn't met their wives I would have assumed they had partners waiting for them at home. I know I could bench more than 99% of these dudes. I did mention to DH that our kids should excel in sports at our local school since it doesn't appear many of the other parents ever played competitive sports.

[Anonymous]

So, have the men gotten any better looking in Chevy Chase? AU Park has certainly attracted its fair share of hotties.

[Anonymous]

No

[Anonymous]

But the women have gotten more homely, so it's all good now.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like you need to visit the eye doctor and get a prescription for beer goggles.

[Anonymous]

I don't usually pay too much attention, actually (live in the 'burbs and don't get out much). But - I was astounded by the eye candy at the Gipsy Kings concert at wolftrap last week. aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Seriously, I walk around the neighborhood, Lafayette Park, etc. and there are no good looking men. Is this neighborhood a magnet for unattractive men?

What makes you think you're so great?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband and I went to a party in Chevy Chase and were shocked at how many of the married men there seemed effeminate......not a manly dude in the bunch....this was a small sample size of course and most likely not representative of the region. And honestly, the men where I live in upper montgomery county aint that hot either.....more manly for sure.....but still not that hot

It is the same in our close-in neighborhood. We attribute it to affluence. You'd think I married Arnold Frickin' Schwarzenegger compared to the other men around here. They are all very intelligent--but I swear if I hadn't met their wives I would have assumed they had partners waiting for them at home. I know I could bench more than 99% of these dudes. I did mention to DH that our kids should excel in sports at our local school since it doesn't appear many of the other parents ever played competitive sports.

What gets me sick are these women with husbands who are these super-skinny urban nerds who speak with that annoying pseudo gay/artsy affectation. I understand that me caveman, you Jane is not the way to go about things, but can we at least have a little masculinity? Why do men think that behaving like a woman with a penis is attractive?

[Anonymous]

Never mind good looking, what about MANLY men? Who can fix crap and are handy? In stores I'm disgusted by how many men ask for help to their car with large purchases. You can't carry a damn tv? Give ME that shit. I can carry it, pussy.

I should point out I'm married to a masculine hottie, but it still puts me in a mood to see men not acting like men.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Never mind good looking, what about MANLY men? Who can fix crap and are handy? In stores I'm disgusted by how many men ask for help to their car with large purchases. You can't carry a damn tv? Give ME that shit. I can carry it, pussy.

I should point out I'm married to a masculine hottie, but it still puts me in a mood to see men not acting like men.

I blame the feminist movement. Men have morphed into what they think women want.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Come to think of it, being from the South, was wondering where all the beautiful women were. The women down South are smokin hot and there everywhere. Here-not so much

Yeah but they're all intellectually underdeveloped.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but we will take looks over intelligence. You don't bang a calculator

Best quote ever!. no, indeed you do not bang a calculator.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Never mind good looking, what about MANLY men? Who can fix crap and are handy? In stores I'm disgusted by how many men ask for help to their car with large purchases. You can't carry a damn tv? Give ME that shit. I can carry it, pussy.

I should point out I'm married to a masculine hottie, but it still puts me in a mood to see men not acting like men.

I agree 100%. Don't understand these women who are in love with these Ryan Seacrest-like metrosexuals. Some urban men are just downright embarrassing with their lack of masculinity. Being fashionable/artsy/etc does not mean you have to become a woman.