The hardest you've ever laughed in your life- tell me what it was over

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My husband and I play drunk Scrabble often. I am NOT religious and did not grow up in any church. Last week, I slapped a name down - Crist - I swear I thought that's how you spell Christ (at the time - drunk scrabble). My husband just looked at me. He's like 1) that's not how you spell Christ, and (2) you can't use Christ anyway - WTH. It as like damn, I really don't know anything about Jesus. We both fell out laughing.

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I was watching Space Balls the other day (not my first time) and I couldn't stop laughing at the scene in the diner when the alien comes out of the guy's chest.

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When I was pregnant with my second, I had HG and was puking like 10x a day. I also had a newly 3yo and it was during COVID so we were stir crazy all the time. I took her on a walk one day and we passed this guy and he said "Hi, how are you?" in the manner where you don't really expect an answer. Well, my 3yo stopped dead in her tracks and said "I'm ok, but my mommy's not. She blows up the potty 8, 9, 10 times every day!!!"

This random dude and I literally laughed until we cried and it felt so special because it was at the height of lock down and social isolation. It took me a good 5+ minutes to be able to even get words out that she meant "throws up" not "blows up".

I can only imagine what he went home and told his family

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As an adult, the BBC interview a few years ago where the international relations expert’s kids bust in.

I remember watching it at work, and my boss coming in - I was laughing so hard and so I played it again then he started cracking up - more people kept coming by and so we kept replaying it. After a while my boss (who was a 70 year old doctor) and I were laughing so hard that we both had tears running down our cheeks and we couldn’t catch our breath to speak.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4f9AYRCZY&pp=ygUSQmJjIGludGVydmlldyBraWRz

You could not script more perfect timing, or a more perfect toddler.

The little girl is so cute haha. Is she brushing her teeth or eating a lollipop?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I was pregnant with my second, I had HG and was puking like 10x a day. I also had a newly 3yo and it was during COVID so we were stir crazy all the time. I took her on a walk one day and we passed this guy and he said "Hi, how are you?" in the manner where you don't really expect an answer. Well, my 3yo stopped dead in her tracks and said "I'm ok, but my mommy's not. She blows up the potty 8, 9, 10 times every day!!!"

This random dude and I literally laughed until we cried and it felt so special because it was at the height of lock down and social isolation. It took me a good 5+ minutes to be able to even get words out that she meant "throws up" not "blows up".

I can only imagine what he went home and told his family

That is hilarious. I bet he will remember that for years too!

[Anonymous]

PP here and same toddler (she's my firecracker)

My brother received an award at this big government assembly with hundreds of people, news crews, etc. The mayor of a major city was there to pull raffle prizes from some related fundraiser and they asked my daughter (3.5 at the time) and 2 bigger kids to come up on stage and pull the winning tickets. He had the two bigger kids go first and then my DD stands up in her little toddler voice and YELLS "Mayor, my patience is almost gone. Is it my turn yet?". The entire place cracked up.

It's become a joke in our family. Anytime one of us is getting annoyed with another, we say "Mayor, my patience is almost gone..."

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Mobile Zoolights during COVID here in DC. They advertised it as a small parade of sorts that would drive through different areas over the course of a month so that we could all still experience Zoolights. well my husband and went out to see it when it came to our neighborhood and it was so bad. Just a flat bed truck with a poor person in a panda costume and some cheap lights. It also SPED through the streets and we and the families that were with us had to sprint to try to catch a better look. Kids started crying. My husband and I just stopped and started belly laughing at the whole thing. We really needed that laugh - we were going to be separated from all our families for that holiday season and needed thejoy. I still think about it.

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https://youtu.be/2pah3IHskdY

This scene. ALWAYS!
I peed laughing

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About 5 years ago I saw Wanda Sykes at the Strathmore. I have never laughed so hard.

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Monty Python movies. The Holy Grail & The Life of Brian.
I wept and got stomach cramps I was laughing so hard.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I laugh reading the Cleveland Park list serve to my husband when people say things like "5 banana peels available to a good home". Or "come get my 3 broken records collection, all goes to the first one to come" or "one used child's snow shoe for sale". Basically trying to get someone to take their trash and making it sound like upcycling. It's soooo funny.

I love the ones that are so specific asking people for things like

"Before buying new, does anyone have a leftover poster party decoration of Spiderman saying "happy 6th birthday Connor". I can pick up."

I love these too! It never gets old for me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mobile Zoolights during COVID here in DC. They advertised it as a small parade of sorts that would drive through different areas over the course of a month so that we could all still experience Zoolights. well my husband and went out to see it when it came to our neighborhood and it was so bad. Just a flat bed truck with a poor person in a panda costume and some cheap lights. It also SPED through the streets and we and the families that were with us had to sprint to try to catch a better look. Kids started crying. My husband and I just stopped and started belly laughing at the whole thing. We really needed that laugh - we were going to be separated from all our families for that holiday season and needed thejoy. I still think about it.

OMG the sad, speeding panda! That was the FUNNIEST ever. I wish they would recreate it.

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Monty Python

The insulting Frenchman. "I fart in your general direction! I blow my nose at you. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.........wiiiiiiiiiiiith.... A HERRING!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZvsGdJP3ng

[Anonymous]

The Episode in Sex in the City movie when Charlotte swallows the shower water and then has the Poughkeepsies.... not the hardest I laughed but I did laugh hard.

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It's silly only to my folks, but I called to make a dinner reservation and when asked I said there was ten of us. All set for 8:00 pm and that was all to the call. When we arrived, I said my name on the reservation and they had no record ...but they had a slot for the party of Tenovus. We laugh till this day.