Bicycles are a U.N. Plot

[Anonymous]

http://www.denverpost.com/election2010/ci_15673894

Some choice quotes:

"This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed," Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week in Centennial.

Maes said in a later interview that he once thought the mayor's efforts to promote cycling and other environmental initiatives were harmless and well-meaning. Now he realizes "that's exactly the attitude they want you to have."

"This is bigger than it looks like on the surface, and it could threaten our personal freedoms," Maes said.

He added: "These aren't just warm, fuzzy ideas from the mayor. These are very specific strategies that are dictated to us by this United Nations program that mayors have signed on to."

When I heard about the Tea Party, I was thinking more "Earl Grey" and not "magic mushrooms". Guys, have you been buying it from some hippies at a Dead concert?

[Anonymous]

You joke now, but will you still be smiling when you are herded into your death-camp by the faceless UN bureaucrats of the One World Government?

Wake up, Sheeple! Quasimodo predicted all this - its in the Bible!

[Anonymous]

Saw this on the national news last night...it's a hilarious story.

[Anonymous]

I think he ought to tag team with the health care for chickens lady and run for President.