Flyer posted on vacant DC store calls for shoplifters to 'unite'

[Anonymous]

This is a new level of organized crime!

It is not surprising that "Ward 1 Councilmember Brianne Nadeau did not respond to numerous calls, emails and social media messages left with her staff on Wednesday." I'm pretty sure she supports that kind of "community vibrancy."

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/flyer-posted-on-vacant-dc-store-calls-for-shoplifters-to-unite

Brought to you by Muriel "Crime for All" Bowser.

[Anonymous]

Sounds fake or someone is trying to rile up the community. Kids today don't use posters, they use TikTok and Insta for the visuals and music to solicit for flash mobs.

This is fake news.
Paper & pen is lame.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like a Smiths song.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoplifters_of_the_World_Unite

[Anonymous]

Dear Shoplifters, sign up for our mailing list. Please send your full legal name, address, and to prove what a badass you are photos of you with stolen items.

Signed, Promise not the police.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sounds fake or someone is trying to rile up the community. Kids today don't use posters, they use TikTok and Insta for the visuals and music to solicit for flash mobs.

This is fake news.
Paper & pen is lame.

+1

[Anonymous]

Probably some think-tank nerd who printed this so they create content to get posted by LibzofTikTok, DailyWire, and The Blaze.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is a new level of organized crime!

It is not surprising that "Ward 1 Councilmember Brianne Nadeau did not respond to numerous calls, emails and social media messages left with her staff on Wednesday." I'm pretty sure she supports that kind of "community vibrancy."

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/flyer-posted-on-vacant-dc-store-calls-for-shoplifters-to-unite

Brought to you by Muriel "Crime for All" Bowser.

Brought to you by Morrissey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHlB8EO-_1I

Apparently there's also a movie, from a few years ago? The trailer doesn't look all that great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MfG80SID6I

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sounds fake or someone is trying to rile up the community. Kids today don't use posters, they use TikTok and Insta for the visuals and music to solicit for flash mobs.

This is fake news.
Paper & pen is lame.

It's so fake. Imagine being such a terrible reporter and news outlet that you fall for a troll job that wouldn't even work in a dump like DCUM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Probably some think-tank nerd who printed this so they create content to get posted by LibzofTikTok, DailyWire, and The Blaze.

We have a winner

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sounds fake or someone is trying to rile up the community. Kids today don't use posters, they use TikTok and Insta for the visuals and music to solicit for flash mobs.

This is fake news.
Paper & pen is lame.

This exactly.

[Anonymous]

Muriel

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sounds fake or someone is trying to rile up the community. Kids today don't use posters, they use TikTok and Insta for the visuals and music to solicit for flash mobs.

This is fake news.
Paper & pen is lame.

It's so fake. Imagine being such a terrible reporter and news outlet that you fall for a troll job that wouldn't even work in a dump like DCUM.

Hahaah, i thought Foxnews viewers were not that smart but not as dumb as believing something as so obviously fake as this. I look at my teens and think, a physical paper sign taped somewhere?? They would never been able to even conceive anything like this as a means of communication, the phone is all they know.

[Anonymous]

What idiots think this is real and not a joke/trolling attempt? God, people are gullible.

[Anonymous]

Post the flyer, for a joke it's a long way from funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Muriel

It's really gross Allison Papson covered this in