Tell me how to send this Elf on the Shelf back to Santa …

Anonymous
I didn’t do anything creative like the people who made boarding passes for the Elf for today so how does one bid him farewell?
Anonymous
Put him in a Christmas box?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I didn’t do anything creative like the people who made boarding passes for the Elf for today so how does one bid him farewell?


Have him wait next to the cookies so he can hitch a ride with Santa.
Anonymous
Open garbage can. Insert the little snitch.
Anonymous
I tell my kid that the night of the 23rd he is gone for good because he has to help Santa on Christmas Eve, but I guess you missed that window.

I’d not put him out tomorrow and leave a type written note for your kid from the Elf, saying goodbye for now.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Open garbage can. Insert the little snitch.


+100
I seriously cannot understand why people do this.
Anonymous
My kids are too young for the Elf, but I am laughing at all of these posts and filing them away for the future! Keep 'em coming!
Anonymous
Stick him under the car tire and hold an elf funeral.

Put him in a box addressed to the North Pole.

Call him an Uber.

Put him in the chimney to wait for Santa pick up.

Anonymous
Flush him down the toilet. Tell the kids he can breathe underwater like a fish.
Anonymous
He just goes back to the North Pole with Santa - so he is gone on Christmas morning, he hitched a ride home on Santa’s sleigh for a nice long vacation on the North Pole.
Anonymous
You send him back? We started this late when DC2 asked why we didn’t have one and it just disappeared on Christmas, if we remembered to pack it away. If not, it randomly disappeared a different night.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I didn’t do anything creative like the people who made boarding passes for the Elf for today so how does one bid him farewell?


Fed ex
Anonymous
Our elf is strictly decorative. It goes back in storage with the other Christmas decor.
Anonymous
Ours staged his death and didn't come back the next year. So sad. Not.
Anonymous
Bonfire in back yard. Burn it.
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