I ate bacon three times today

[Anonymous]

Breakfast: egg bites at Starbucks, bacon and gruyere
Lunch: salad with bacon (and other, healthier stuff)
Dinner: meat sauce with bacon bits and pasta

Damn. If I die of a heart attack in my sleep tonight, thanks for everything and please destroy everything in my night stand.

[Anonymous]

You must be a progressive.

[Anonymous]

You live a blessed life

[Anonymous]

I don’t like bacon but I bet I’d like what in your nightstand!

[Anonymous]

Did you eat out or at home? I love bacon but hate to cook them.

[Anonymous]

No bacon ice cream for dessert?

Rookie

[Anonymous]

Tis the season

[Anonymous]

Poor pig

[Anonymous]

You are my hero.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You are my hero.

Same. Although none of those meals included a full slice of bacon. I think you can do better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You must be a progressive.

Well he certainly isn’t a Jew or a Muslim.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Poor pig

Hey that wasn’t necessary. Op was just saying…

[Anonymous]

You can eat bacon while doing pretty much anything.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Did you eat out or at home? I love bacon but hate to cook them.

Read the fourth and fifth words of the post.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Breakfast: egg bites at Starbucks, bacon and gruyere
Lunch: salad with bacon (and other, healthier stuff)
Dinner: meat sauce with bacon bits and pasta

Damn. If I die of a heart attack in my sleep tonight, thanks for everything and please destroy everything in my night stand.

This post made my day lol!!