Let's be a deli sandwich

[Anonymous]

I'm the mayonnaise. You either love me or hate me. I'm smooth and creamy.

[Anonymous]

You have a very rye sense of humor. I relish it. Mine doesn’t cut the mustard, so I’m trying to catch-up

[Anonymous]

Hots, baby! Extra hots!

[Anonymous]

Love a tiny bit of mayo as long as there’s a bunch of oil and vinegar.

[Anonymous]

Are you prov-alone tonight? Could be (colby), except for the Muenster’s in my head. Swiss your life feeling empty? I’ll be the pepper Jack to your Jill.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are you prov-alone tonight? Could be (colby), except for the Muenster’s in my head. Swiss your life feeling empty? I’ll be the pepper Jack to your Jill.

This is the cheesiest reply ever on DCUM

[Anonymous]

These jokes are margarinal at best. You can do butter.

[Anonymous]

Lettuce all agree, people!

[Anonymous]

I’ll join the club!

[Anonymous]

Green slime to some but avocado added is where it’s at.

[Anonymous]

I'm bacon. Completely unnecessary, an afterthought, but I make everything better. And a little bit of me goes a long way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:These jokes are margarinal at best. You can do butter.

I thought they were Gouda!