Chobani iced coffee (in the cartons)

[Anonymous]

The kind with a bit of cream in it, sweet cream flavor? Or the vanilla cream kind? What is happening? Why is this happening to me?

[Anonymous]

My friend, are you having a stroke?

[Anonymous]

It’s been out for three weeks. Everywhere I look. I don’t understand. It’s so hot. I have nothing. Close every door to me, hide all the world from me, bar all the windows and shut out the light.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s been out for three weeks. Everywhere I look. I don’t understand. It’s so hot. I have nothing. Close every door to me, hide all the world from me, bar all the windows and shut out the light.

Dafuq

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s been out for three weeks. Everywhere I look. I don’t understand. It’s so hot. I have nothing. Close every door to me, hide all the world from me, bar all the windows and shut out the light.

Shall we stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, and prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone?

[Anonymous]

Gotta be honest, it really is the best grocery store iced coffee. I get the black unsweetened one and just add my own milk. But I haven’t bought it in a while.

[Anonymous]

Jake is stockpiling but he'll sell it to you out of the coolers in the back of his truck real cheap behind the Montgomery Ward.