Favorite Naughty Memory

[Anonymous]

It doesn't have to be something you did, just a memory you relish that you can't tell anyone about because it would un-PC, embarrassing, or, self-incriminating. I could never tell my DH or friends how much I love to remember the time this guy at a bar kept chasing me all night and even ran after our group when we left. He did not speak English but one of the other guys told him to back off but he didn't. They ended up getting into a fight. When I feel down I think about that night...Pathetic, I know.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It doesn't have to be something you did, just a memory you relish that you can't tell anyone about because it would un-PC, embarrassing, or, self-incriminating. I could never tell my DH or friends how much I love to remember the time this guy at a bar kept chasing me all night and even ran after our group when we left. He did not speak English but one of the other guys told him to back off but he didn't. They ended up getting into a fight. When I feel down I think about that night...Pathetic, I know.

Wow, how naughty.

[Anonymous]

How is this naughty?

seems kind of lame to me and makes me feel like a whore now

thanks

[Anonymous]

Well, some married guy and I screwed in the Mount Vernon smoke house bac in 1974. Fun, but a little earthy smelling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How is this naughty?

seems kind of lame to me and makes me feel like a whore now

thanks

This makes no sense.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How is this naughty?

seems kind of lame to me and makes me feel like a whore now

thanks

This makes no sense.

That's b/c you're an idiot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How is this naughty?

seems kind of lame to me and makes me feel like a whore now

thanks

This makes no sense.

That's b/c you're an idiot.

Or you are stupid.

[Anonymous]

BJ on overseas flight with husband

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It doesn't have to be something you did, just a memory you relish that you can't tell anyone about because it would un-PC, embarrassing, or, self-incriminating. I could never tell my DH or friends how much I love to remember the time this guy at a bar kept chasing me all night and even ran after our group when we left. He did not speak English but one of the other guys told him to back off but he didn't. They ended up getting into a fight. When I feel down I think about that night...Pathetic, I know.

OP, it doesn't seem so "naughty" to me to take girlish pride in a night when two men were fighting over you (perhaps one was defending your honor) or you were being chased by an overwrought foreigner. Don't be embarassed, it's not pathetic to keep it in your book of memories.

[Anonymous]

I worked at an indie bookstore in grad school. My hipster "work husband" and I would fuck in the stockroom each night we closed the store together. We would let all the other peons leave, I would shut down the registers, he would take out the trash, and then we would drink beer on fuck on the futon back there. God I had some good O's during that time! Knowing that we could caught (but probably not) made it even better.

[Anonymous]

These threads all seem to go like this:

I tore the "do not remove" tags from my mattress.

That's not a secret.

I sucked dick for crack.

You're a dirty whore.

I kissed a black boy.

You're all dirty whores.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:These threads all seem to go like this:

I tore the "do not remove" tags from my mattress.

That's not a secret.

I sucked dick for crack.

You're a dirty whore.

I kissed a black boy.

You're all dirty whores.

I've been posting here for around five years and I've never seen a thread like this.

There seems to be a DCUM troll these last couple weeks intent on stirring up racial/ethnic/sex based hatred. Get a life.

[Anonymous]

OP, I thought it was totally naughty to feel so elated by something like that. It is memory crack to me but it is despicably vain.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I've been posting here for around five years and I've never seen a thread like this.

There seems to be a DCUM troll these last couple weeks intent on stirring up racial/ethnic/sex based hatred. Get a life.

No, not a troll. I was making a humorous reference to the "Confessions" and "Friday fun - what have you done?" threads. There was an escort and tons of ridiculous judgement for a lot of those posting confessions on the thread. In the other thread, I seem to recall the OP was confessing to having a black boyfriend or lover in college. Get a sense of humor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I've been posting here for around five years and I've never seen a thread like this.

There seems to be a DCUM troll these last couple weeks intent on stirring up racial/ethnic/sex based hatred. Get a life.

No, not a troll. I was making a humorous reference to the "Confessions" and "Friday fun - what have you done?" threads. There was an escort and tons of ridiculous judgement for a lot of those posting confessions on the thread. In the other thread, I seem to recall the OP was confessing to having a black boyfriend or lover in college. Get a sense of humor.

That is me with the black guy in college and the Friday fun post. I will post a good one on Friday