true LGBTQ petty relationship issues

[Anonymous]

My wife and I (also a woman) share a collection of plain white socks. Except she wears them outside sometimes without shoes. Should I just file for divorce now?

[Anonymous]

You could but i don't think you're going to find someone else with such bad taste in footwear.

[Anonymous]

It depends. Are they REI socks or Bombas? If so, divorce is imminent.

[Anonymous]

Lesbian wife here: get your own socks. Mark the toes with a color so you know they’re yours. Put them in a separate drawer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You could but i don't think you're going to find someone else with such bad taste in footwear.

White socks are in again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lesbian wife here: get your own socks. Mark the toes with a color so you know they’re yours. Put them in a separate drawer.

This is how our marriage survives.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lesbian wife here: get your own socks. Mark the toes with a color so you know they’re yours. Put them in a separate drawer.

This is how our marriage survives.

This. Also use separate tubes of toothpaste if needed. And everyone gets their own towel color. The penalty for using the wrong color towel is stoning.

[Anonymous]

My wife and I share black socks. Problem solved!

[Anonymous]

I've never heard of someone routinely wearing white socks outside. That sounds like a red flag for basic common sense problems.

[Anonymous]

Are Birkenstocks sometimes involved??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are Birkenstocks sometimes involved??

No, that's truly wrong!