RHOBH

[Anonymous]

Stop criticizing Dorit. She's just being a good friend, mother, and wife. We should all be like her

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stop criticizing Dorit. She's just being a good friend, mother, and wife. We should all be like her

Good god what is your damage? You are a freak.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think Erika seems very intelligent and is quite articulate. I think she has a quick mind, and I bet if she had gone to law school, business school etc she could have been very successful. From the little we’ve seen of her husband, he appears to appreciate intelligence. Dorit and PK on the other hand ... blech. They are the phoniest couple on the show.

well said. As for Dorit/PK- they are a ghastly couple. There are very few people who's sex tape I would not watch, if there was ever a leak of such an item. I mean curiosity alone is very powerful. But if such a tape existed of these two I would burn it with fire. He is like soft bellied adult baby and she is like an emaciated spider cricket. I don't want to see how these two get freaky.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think Erika seems very intelligent and is quite articulate. I think she has a quick mind, and I bet if she had gone to law school, business school etc she could have been very successful. From the little we’ve seen of her husband, he appears to appreciate intelligence. Dorit and PK on the other hand ... blech. They are the phoniest couple on the show.

well said. As for Dorit/PK- they are a ghastly couple. There are very few people who's sex tape I would not watch, if there was ever a leak of such an item. I mean curiosity alone is very powerful. But if such a tape existed of these two I would burn it with fire. He is like soft bellied adult baby and she is like an emaciated spider cricket. I don't want to see how these two get freaky.

Thanks PP, I just threw up a little in my mouth at the picture you sketched for us.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think Erika seems very intelligent and is quite articulate. I think she has a quick mind, and I bet if she had gone to law school, business school etc she could have been very successful. From the little we’ve seen of her husband, he appears to appreciate intelligence. Dorit and PK on the other hand ... blech. They are the phoniest couple on the show.

well said. As for Dorit/PK- they are a ghastly couple. There are very few people who's sex tape I would not watch, if there was ever a leak of such an item. I mean curiosity alone is very powerful. But if such a tape existed of these two I would burn it with fire. He is like soft bellied adult baby and she is like an emaciated spider cricket. I don't want to see how these two get freaky.

Omg!! Lol!! Between this and the “Dorit is a chicken playing tic-tact-toe,” I am so impressed with the similes by you DCUM’ers!!! Bravo!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think Erika seems very intelligent and is quite articulate. I think she has a quick mind, and I bet if she had gone to law school, business school etc she could have been very successful. From the little we’ve seen of her husband, he appears to appreciate intelligence. Dorit and PK on the other hand ... blech. They are the phoniest couple on the show.

well said. As for Dorit/PK- they are a ghastly couple. There are very few people who's sex tape I would not watch, if there was ever a leak of such an item. I mean curiosity alone is very powerful. But if such a tape existed of these two I would burn it with fire. He is like soft bellied adult baby and she is like an emaciated spider cricket. I don't want to see how these two get freaky.

Well, I never! Did you learn any manners growing up? You should watch Dorit and Lisa for some tips!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think Erika seems very intelligent and is quite articulate. I think she has a quick mind, and I bet if she had gone to law school, business school etc she could have been very successful. From the little we’ve seen of her husband, he appears to appreciate intelligence. Dorit and PK on the other hand ... blech. They are the phoniest couple on the show.

well said. As for Dorit/PK- they are a ghastly couple. There are very few people who's sex tape I would not watch, if there was ever a leak of such an item. I mean curiosity alone is very powerful. But if such a tape existed of these two I would burn it with fire. He is like soft bellied adult baby and she is like an emaciated spider cricket. I don't want to see how these two get freaky.

Omg!! Lol!! Between this and the “Dorit is a chicken playing tic-tact-toe,” I am so impressed with the similes by you DCUM’ers!!! Bravo!!

Touche. I see what you did there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This week was particularly bad. Boring, stupid, pointless fight. Teddy should stop putting herself in the middle as its just going to blow back on her. I am getting tired of this show.

Agreed. This was like a horrible flashback to middle school - fighting over something totally ridiculous, as usual. I honestly don't even remember (or care) why they're fighting in the first place. Something about LVP never sticking up for Kyle, and holding her to a different standard than Dorit. Or something.

I also agree that Teddi needs to butt out. She's brand new to all these women, yet she is somehow best friends with all of them? It's just weird.

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Anonymous wrote:Kyle is awful

Hmmmm... Kyle is my favorite. She seems the kindest to me and even a slight bit dorky which is endearing. Dorit is the freak imo, major issues there. Always an excuse, never admits to what she has said and done, sucks up to Lisa's face, absurdly self-absorbed, and totally a narcissist. Erika wears the ugliest clothes (she has really terrible taste and just goes for labels) but I think Erika is damn funny and interesting enough. Teddy is fine, totally normal, if boring. Lisa cracks me up. I don't understand why she is so forgiving of Dorit though. I thought she'd be way more pissed at what Dorit said behind her back. Maybe she owes PK for something. I like Rinna mostly because of her work ethic, relationship with her husband, and the decent job she does parenting. She is gossipy sure but at heart a real and good person.

Totally agree with all of the above. Kyle has always been my favorite. She can definitely be annoying, but I usually find her to be pretty down-to-earth and real - or at least, as real as these Housewives can get. Dorit is a major shit-stirrer. I can't even believe she feels she must tattle tale to anyone they've been talking about. She's horrible.
I like Erika, but wish she'd start dressing like a grownup. And acting like one too. It was getting a little old in the Simon & Schuster office, when she kept on saying how overwhelmed she was, blah blah blah. And I'd love to see her dress, do her hair, and put on makeup by herself. She's so beautiful without any makeup on.
LVP - like her, but her passive aggressiveness is so tiresome. She knows exactly what she's doing and what buttons to push with Kyle. She's very wiley. I like Rinna the best (along with Kyle), but she's also a shit-stirrer. At least she owns it though!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I seriously cannot stand Dorit. The last 2 episodes I find myself disengaging, washing dishes or looking at FB during the episodes.

Dorit's tits are awful. So fake and like 2 big bubbles floating on her body. The way she talks to Lisa V makes it sound like Dorit thinks shes running the show

Erika is SO fake! She acts like such a "bad bitch" with her cool and edgy attitude but she is so overly sensitive its hard to watch

I used to really like Erika - I thought she was interesting and kind of cool. But I'm finding myself thinking she's just a regular girl who got lucky hooking up with a super rich guy, spent a ton of money on herself to make herself much more attractive, and essentially bought herself an interesting life. But when we get to know her, she's actually rather boring. It's easy to see that if she had not won over Tom, she would have just been a "cocktail waitress" her whole life... at least until she got old and was forced to work in a diner.

And Dorit.... I can't even. Honestly. I think she's the least self aware of any of the housewives in any franchise. I have to fast forward through most of her scenes because it's just too painful to watch.

+1
I was stunned that Dorit was being treated like a rockstar at that party in her honor. WTF? The people in charge were such sycophants. That said, her cover photo was gorgeous. Still can't stand her though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think Erika seems very intelligent and is quite articulate. I think she has a quick mind, and I bet if she had gone to law school, business school etc she could have been very successful. From the little we’ve seen of her husband, he appears to appreciate intelligence. Dorit and PK on the other hand ... blech. They are the phoniest couple on the show.

well said. As for Dorit/PK- they are a ghastly couple. There are very few people who's sex tape I would not watch, if there was ever a leak of such an item. I mean curiosity alone is very powerful. But if such a tape existed of these two I would burn it with fire. He is like soft bellied adult baby and she is like an emaciated spider cricket. I don't want to see how these two get freaky.

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think Erika seems very intelligent and is quite articulate. I think she has a quick mind, and I bet if she had gone to law school, business school etc she could have been very successful. From the little we’ve seen of her husband, he appears to appreciate intelligence. Dorit and PK on the other hand ... blech. They are the phoniest couple on the show.

well said. As for Dorit/PK- they are a ghastly couple. There are very few people who's sex tape I would not watch, if there was ever a leak of such an item. I mean curiosity alone is very powerful. But if such a tape existed of these two I would burn it with fire. He is like soft bellied adult baby and she is like an emaciated spider cricket. I don't want to see how these two get freaky.

Omg!! Lol!! Between this and the “Dorit is a chicken playing tic-tact-toe,” I am so impressed with the similes by you DCUM’ers!!! Bravo!!

+1
This is a great thread. Who said RH fans are stupid?

[Anonymous]

Let's be real here: Camille's daughter, Mason - a model?? Uh, no.

[Anonymous]

Team Dorit!!!! Love her!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let's be real here: Camille's daughter, Mason - a model?? Uh, no.

This. She looks like Alex McCord from RHWNY- remember her google-eyed 'model face'? Totally looks like Camille's daughter.